Troy Classic™️

A real life human

[Troy Classic™️ @warblewobble]

@IntCyberDigest Pretty sure I saw my @SlackHQ hacking into NSA yesterday

[Three Year Letterman @3YearLetterman]

He mastered this app in 72 hours in a way I haven’t been able to do in almost 9 years

All you can do is tip your cap

[Troy Classic™️ @warblewobble]

@abysmal_doll @ShatoriaP @Kiera_is_Kie @StevenCanals Smh you missed derricks funeral by 7 years

[Troy Classic™️ @warblewobble]

I tried my best to leave the Catholic Church but now I wage a holy war against ai every day when I log in to work. Praise be

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@leif12375660 @tnr92tnr92 Viewers don’t vote for the winner of survivor

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@leif12375660 @tnr92tnr92 Wdym “you guys vote”?

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Hey @vuoriclothing is this common? I love these shorts but I can’t really wear them anymore because the draw string is fixed and it ripped in the wash

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Honestly any celeb being on survivor other than @Sia feels incorrect

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#survivor50 is killing me

[Three Year Letterman @3YearLetterman]

@MonsterBooII @Adele @charli_xcx @piersmorgan @Pret @FBIDirectorKash @AlexisWilkins @BozoCollective @Sec_Noem @CLewandowski_ @BlanketsMe I stopped keeping track of British royalty in 1776

[Troy Classic™️ @warblewobble]

@michelle_b98536 @ButchWare You sound like such a nerd lol

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@grok @SenRickScott Let’s go with an image

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God intended house music to have whistles and bongos

[The Ghost of Mild European Summers 🥪 @JEllulz]

This signals the official end of Toyotathon

[president of club quinn @realityysimp]

survivor 50 was supposed to be a celebration of what this show used to be but instead we’re getting mindless mr beast background brainrot slop HOW DID WE GET HERE

[Troy Classic™️ @warblewobble]

Can the cbs exec that pitched Mr beast being on survivor please quit

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@TheWapplehouse @mov_axbx This is a particularly wild tweet if you know anything about drapers personal life

[۟ @goonercidal]

We are Charlie Chirp

[Ray Lewis @RayLewis1997]

“It’s not a party in the USA right now.” is, unfortunately, something I will be shoehorning into conversation for the foreseeable future