Wayne Clark

Retired military meteorologist, baseball addict, fisherman & surfer.

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@scs_real Does she have five tits?

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@coffee_anytime Grain storage

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@AugieNash Are you telling me that that box seat ticket behind home plate I bought from that guy in the parking lot for today's game is no good?

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@Irina_exh 1940

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@skdh Why is it that natural events are always couched in catastrophic terms?

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@MLBStats @MLB @googlecloud @Brewers @SlangsOnSports Won’t last long. Remember Jordan Hicks anyone?

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Question. How does Gates and the tick spreaders avoid being bitten by their tick solders? Do they have an antidote so they can still enjoy their filet mignon ? I have no doubt that there has been and is a "gain of tick" program but once they're out of the box, where do you hide? Take the dog and cat tick insecticide pill? Still too late.

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I lived in Ecuador for seven years and was surprised to see the CHE T-shirts occasionally. I asked a Columbian nurse friend about it and she said that Che is regarded favorably throughout SA because he traveled around SA fixing teeth before he wound his way to Cuba. Seems he was a dentist before graduating to murder. Most SAs only remember the first part.

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@PNWConservative There’s just not enough Listerine to counteract the Patty breath.

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@PNWConservative @chrisreykdal Guess a failed grade in biology doesn’t keep from moving up in the education system.

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@washghost1 @ClownWorld Says someone who has never hit dog while riding a bike. Not a pretty ending.

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@interesting_aIl Colors are scary

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@UnmaskTheSys Maybe a pay per view to see her off.

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@PNWConservative The ballroom is privately funded Patty. Pay attention. You keep reinforcing that you are as dumb as a box of rocks.

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@wattsupwiththat And “heat” is cited as cause of death on death certificate???

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@DefiyantlyFree You would think there would be repercussions for this but you would be wrong.

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@LizMacDonaldFOX But who directed this? Was anyone named? This sounds similar to the headline “SUV runs into a crowd”. No perpetrator.

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@OwenGregorian In King county? Someone screwed up and didn’t get these ballots properly marked and counted. But since it is King county, there still may be a way to get them counted if they were needed. I’m surprised that some were not found from the Rossi steal.

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@ChrisMartzWX Actually it’s extortion.

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@ericswalwell “And I’m really, really sorry that those past mistakes have been outed and I’m now not allowed to continue with my lifestyle of debauchery.”