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@DrewPavlou This is showing they are 1) deregistered 2) have no website 3) run their business on a personal Gmail account??!?!? https://t.co/hqsywSFWrd

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@CommBank Just tried tapping world debit card at two locations $5 coffee and then $40 petrol. Security error. I thought this was just an app update. Why are cards at POS affected

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@AlboIsPM I love you Albo but you are on the wrong side of history with this one!

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@HeidiBriones Whoahh! It’s like he aged by 16 years!

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@iamnot_elon 3. My vagina dried up so hard it cracked.

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@JoeBiden Nico was

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@MKBHD We all know we’re getting scammed on that one

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@ElonMuskAOC Please think this one over at least. Whatever you’re doing to Twitter will become a verb for all of history. A single word to represent how to burn $44 billion by not only doing the opposite of what you should, but by being a monumental dickhead about it. Eg: “you Elon’d that!”

[Alex Cohen @anothercohen]

I was laid off from Twitter today. I was the designer in charge of our new rebranding to X.

I learned so much in my 2.5 weeks at the company but I’m excited to see where I land next.

If you’re hiring a self taught, junior designer please DM me. Graphic design is my passion!

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@elonmusk @ElonMuskAOC It’s got a blue tick you numbnuts

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@OzraeliAvi Why can you lot all count crowd numbers so accurately now?

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@therealrukshan So now you all seem to be able to count a crowd?

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@krassenstein You’re a shit journalist

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@Chesschick01 A trained professional using evidence based science who is giving advice in the profession they trained for.

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@sovereignbrah It’s hot and dry brah

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@Sf_W_Lioness @mhdksafa Is this the greatest analogy ever?

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@BenFordhamLive You trying to channel Tucker Carlson?

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@jordanbpeterson @budweiserusa Ahahaha. Dunning-Kruger-Times didn’t register on the satire meter you bigoted morons?

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@trevorlong Just served the same as after seeing it on your post. Reported it.

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@JackPosobiec It’s like the OJ car chase but he’s the colour of Orange Juice.