Paul Washington

[Scott Roberts @ScottRo23526316]

They told the apprentice to tip immulsion paint over his head for a bet but it was gloss wait till he's in car at end

[Fuming Fergie🤬🤬🤬 @Keanosquiff]

Everyone in Ticketmaster website #Ticketmaster #Oasis25

[Paul Washington @washy92]

@barrowpolice just wondering if it's normal procedure for a police van and car to use their blue lights to get to mc d's drive-through quicker?

[Paul Washington @washy92]

@ScottishBantrr @Vinchenz_OD

[Swearing Sports News @SwearingSport]

Why does Deontay Wilder have the legs of a fucking anorexic 7 year old🤣

[Scottish Banter @ScottishBantrr]

Watched that about 10 times 😂😂😂 https://t.co/MfZ6U97Xyy

[Toby Tarrant @tobytarrant]

Fair play to Man City

It only took 15 years, billions of pounds from a state with an atrocious human rights record and 115 charges but finally they've won the European Cup as many times as Feyenoord and Red Star Belgrade

😘

[Rob D 🍆 @Rob_the_Knob]

WHO MADE THIS 🤣🤣🤣
#Schofield #itv #thismorning

[Bryce @brycey3011]

When you see the window cleaner coming towards yours for his dollar but you’ve got no cash in the house

[Paul Washington @washy92]

Lol

[Paul Washington @washy92]

@adamrowecomedy Hello you cunt

[SHILL HOUSE @shillhousecom]

This is fine 😂

[Paul Washington @washy92]

@LewisCapaldi I have pre ordered the vinyl will I receive the pre sale code ?

[Paul Washington @washy92]

Absolute joke

[Count Binface @CountBinface]

The Conservative Party: putting the N into cuts since 1834.

[robmanuel @robmanuel]

She's not holding back today

[TYSON FURY @Tyson_Fury]

Frilly-in (Frillian) Whyte Knickers @DillianWhyte

[Jamie Madden @jamiemadden1989]

Whoever made this deserves knighting

[Wilburforcemoney @ChaChaSwiss]

Fury watching Anthony Joshua lose again.
#JoshuaUsyk

[Paul Washington @washy92]

@phoebecatalina @DrrlKghn This has just reminded me of this banger https://t.co/uXmVP3NCjE