JournalOfDecline

Triumphus Genti Europaeae

[JournalOfDecline @WatchinginWait]

Me when I only have good ideas

[Fugitive Caesar @ThomBrady5]

We should live in a "republic", a military aristocracy where only landowners and fighting men are able to vote. Return to tradition. The government should also restructure public education to train young men to be elite athletes, and provide government-funded shooting ranges.

[JournalOfDecline @WatchinginWait]

@q_3st To practice self care 😊

[JournalOfDecline @WatchinginWait]

@DeseretBro Women will be insufferable in every country just differently.

[JournalOfDecline @WatchinginWait]

@JesseLucasSaga "Mmmmm... Holy C..."

[JournalOfDecline @WatchinginWait]

https://t.co/2yTxWwMVbN

[DOW Rapid Response @DOWResponse]

America’s @SECWAR CRUSHED 44 reps on the bench after a morning run with the troops yesterday in GTMO.

[JournalOfDecline @WatchinginWait]

Didn't he just do 315 like 3 months ago? This ankle biting is incredibly gay considering this was his 44th rep.

[Gabriel 🌩️ @Countcristo44]

Pete Hegseth struggles with 135 lbs.
I know a couple of girls that could help him get his weight up.

[JournalOfDecline @WatchinginWait]

Elon Musk wouldn't be a trillionaire if it wasn't for the federal reserve debasing our currency. By 1999's standard he'd have 500 billion.

[JournalOfDecline @WatchinginWait]

@DeseretFanatic Which Clone Wars?

[JournalOfDecline @WatchinginWait]

@AliveAndWell99 Then I happily suppose I truly am a fool

[JournalOfDecline @WatchinginWait]

Men are the more romantic sex and it's not even close.

[Delicious Tacos @Delicious_Tacos]

You can’t respect women. You have to think she’s a born imbecile. Then when she does something stupid or infuriating you can say: she’s just a woman. I expect nothing of her but to be a beautiful moron. An incubator for my children. Something they’ll replace some day with a genetically modified donkey. A warm bag with tubes.

What I expect of myself is to fund everything, know everything, do everything. Save her from herself. From her stupid decisions. Maintain everything constantly, while she drives to Erewhon with no insurance one hand on the wheel the other texting.

She comes at you with some passionate argument and you think oh she’s PMSing. She just needs some dick.

And she feels the same about me. I’m a smelly violent ape with no aesthetic sense. I dress like a child. She thinks I’m an imbecile. She has to take care of me. Save me from myself when I fly into rages, stress over money. I explain dollar cost averaging into the S & P 500. Listen if I die you have to do this. God dammit are you listening or should I just tell the dog. And she says: you are insane.

She knows you’rean imbecile in ways you can’t see yourself. Because they’re the water. The things you think are flaws she doesn’t notice. She doesn’t know what Norwood is.

I’m a maniac ruled by moods and hormones. Everything I feel vanishes when a teaspoon of liquid squirts out of my balls. And I don’t have to tell an AI support bot I’ll torture and kill the CEO and his children over a hotel refund. How can she tolerate me.

And she’s an imbecile. She should not be allowed to vote or own property.

I had to go to a government hearing for work. There was a section for public comment. A man affected by health policy talked about his wife losing her speech and dying slowly, horribly. And he quit his job to care for her. Feeding her and cleaning her. I went in her room. Thank God she was awake, and I said come here I have to hold you for a minute. I have to hold you and smell your hair and look at you.

[JournalOfDecline @WatchinginWait]

Your highly skilled foreign labor, sir.

[Rapid Report @RapidReport2025]

JUST IN: 21-year-old dies after workers forget to attach safety rope and push her off 40-meter bridge in São Paulo’s Limeira, Brazil

[JournalOfDecline @WatchinginWait]

@polysophical @AIslop_ Nuh uh

[Dan Go @CoachDanGo]

No one wants to hear this but the best gym program is repeating the same 10-12 exercises and getting stronger at them for the rest of your life.

[JournalOfDecline @WatchinginWait]

Notice the bronze age was never left.

[. @carterdalast]

Probably one of my favorite

[JournalOfDecline @WatchinginWait]

@q_3st Redwing also makes a wide toebox work boot I believe

[JournalOfDecline @WatchinginWait]

@q_3st https://t.co/hiMyKiwOL3

[JournalOfDecline @WatchinginWait]

This must go so hard if you're from the global south. (Borderline retarded)

[Indie Game Joe @IndieGameJoe]

This indie dev is making a game where you play as a mum steering a flying flip flop to smack deserving targets

- Ragdoll physics and bullet time
- From petty crooks to tax-dodging billionaires
- Unlock footwear with unique powers

It's called Flip-Flop Fury. Would you play this?

[JournalOfDecline @WatchinginWait]

@nosoupforgeorge You are not sentient