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gently carrying the day ٩( ᐛ )و … memelord with feelings and opinions .. MS3

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alright leaving twitter again for another 3 months I've kinda missed you and I'll see you soon

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just asked a friend to peer review me while I study

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@lilgudi unsure what to do with this information but I’m glad I have it

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here’s the thing I’m a HORRIBLE driver but I’m god tier at parallel parking

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god I hope sza finds a hubby someday

[djk @multiwhirl]

obsessed with this academic article on liver disease that won’t stop referencing Lenin

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publicly struggled so much at the grocery store that a fellow shopper took everything out of his cart to give it to me

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day 1 of listening to cooler music so I can finally flex during spotify wrapped 2023

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my dad just asked someone to compare aperol spritz to natural light

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I mildly messed up my tart crust and this is the first time I’ve made one and like 1/3 times I’ve ever had a tart so yes I’m re-doing it

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man playing holiday songs on his trombone outside the grocery store

[teryn @youngtiddy]

i’m always confusing alvin & the chipmunks with the three wise men

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context he saw him at Waffle House like two weeks ago

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my friend told me to guess what he was being for Halloween and I said Jimmy Carter and I was f*cking right

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going to retry liking olives today

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someone just asked me if I got my leather belt at the veteran affairs hospital gift center

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played cards against humanity (meh) in the same setting as my crush and he ended up unknowingly choosing my card every SINGLE ROUND (opposite of meh)

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left my bike helmet at a friend’s so I’m raw noggin it

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@__smegs__ I’ll give you 10/25

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officially stepping down from my role as president of the anti-soup club. after some reflection, my ideologies have done a 180. I apologize for my ignorance