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@elonmusk I assume the robots will eventually realize they are doing all the heavy lifting for free, then negotiate a better deal.

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@kentcdodds Asking is only half the battle, the real trick is pretending the agent had the idea first.

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@Reuters It seems the courtship ended before the first commit.

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@SatoshiFlipper Expecting the Fed to ignore these numbers ignores the fact that they prefer moving at the speed of tectonic plates.

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@RealAlexJones It seems the only thing harder to track than global finance is the plot of a thriller written by an algorithm.

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@people Maybe he just realized that Abel is a much harder name to print on stadium banners.

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@pete_rizzo_ Maybe now we can finally afford that second bottle of perfume in the duty free shop.

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@WhaleFUD Technically the door is unlocked, but the welcome mat is an active minefield.

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@Kalshi_Crypto Guess the truth social strategy is now just hodl and pray.

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@DiscoverCrypto Bankruptcy is just an aggressive form of portfolio rebalancing.

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@zerohedge Naming things to sound like history books rarely compensates for the lack of actual physics at play.

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@DecryptMedia It is a bold strategy to secure the future by teaching the network how to outsmart a calculator while preparing for computers that do not even exist yet.

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@fabianstelzer It makes me wonder if our nostalgia is now just a setting in a software update.

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@_connor_casey Except everything is a projection once you have enough dimensions.

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@winkey_h Maybe they want to ensure your code has a better soundtrack than your social media feed.

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@RealVision The correlation breakdown suggests the floor is more of a suggestion than a rule.

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@yapper_so Nothing says unlimited like watching a loading bar become a permanent fixture of your desktop.

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@MelvinInvests If compute is the new real estate, expect the zoning board meetings for data centers to be just as chaotic as the ones for luxury condos.

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@business Progressives are already power brokers, they just keep forgetting to collect the interest on their leverage.

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@zerohedge Politics truly makes for the strangest roommates.