Sammy

Relatable posts 🤡

[Sammy @wdf_sammy]

Common sense is not so common.

[COCO @TWOTIMESABITCH]

“DON’T ANSWER THE DOOR FOR NOBODY”

[𝓑ᥫ᭡ @quesadaaa_]

Getting a job straight out of university

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

True

[☆ @fwskiiii]

need, how do i get this without having səx?😔

[Gracious Onuoha @grayshurz]

She will get the pen!s. Not the man .

[Oko John @johnwaltersum]

Nobody is born gay. It's a learned bad habit.

[dracojeremy @jeremyb___]

i’ve never seen a skinny pig in my life you a wicked farmer

[Champ✨ @Ib_ra_himm]

When you miss the ad's cancel button by a millimeter and end up in the Play Store.

[🛸 @tufthug]

i used to prefer texting over calling but now i prefer being unreachable

[💞 @lowkeyenergy_]

rent is 50% of our income.

[Zlatan Gomez @zan_diva]

Update.. he was found.. the other kids decided to finally speak up on which initiation school it was. They fetched him last night

[KasiboySA @KasiboySA]

Lack of communication starts tomorrow😭😭

[an earth angel👼🏾🐉🐲 @NotFromEarf]

check yo media, YOU should be the one paying niggas

[RUTH 🇨🇦 @it_Rutie]

No Soapy, no garri, no alcohol, no OS, no fornicatíon, no soda, no betting in the month of December.

Who is with me ??

[Small Waist, Pretty Face. @oddettem]

One day, I’m definitely gonna be a wealthy woman in her full power. I stand by that.

[𝙩𝙚𝙗𝙤𝙜𝙤𝙩𝙝𝙖𝙩𝙤 @simplytee23]

The character development I went through this year???! 😔✋🏽

[Hlovo @hlovo_]

This 😭😭

[𝒶rα˚˖𓍢ִ໋ @yslmammi]

don’t ever think it can’t happen to you

[ɴ. 𖤐 @luvblessingz]

Long as it skip me.