Jeff Chan

Assoc Professor of Special Education @NIUlive. BCBA-D. California ex-pat. Movie geek. Mainly here for the shenanigans.

[Jeff Chan @weatherking]

I know people who are older than their uncles 👀

[𝗠𝘂𝗵𝗲𝗲 ♛ @muheediva01]

Kids will get you locked up.

A lil girl in my son’s class told her teacher that she takes baths with her uncle.

So of course, they did their investigation.

Tell me why the uncle is 2 years old.

[Daily Squibs @DailySquibs]

I'M GONNA GIT YOU SUCKA (Wayans, 1988)

[Matt Dinan @second_sailing]

One night my first daughter came out of bed and my wife and I were sitting on the couch watching tv, laughing, and eating snacks and she yelled: “I KNEW IT!” and turned around and went back to bed

[Mike Drucker @MikeDrucker]

“We know he’s healthy because he enjoys taking the same dementia test over and over” might not be the best argument

[hard mike @buffetbreaker]

recently I learned the guy playing porkins was interviewed by the FBI as a teenager because he was hanging out with Lee Harvey Oswald and his barber

[The Steampunk Gentleman Gamer ⚙️🚂🎩 @quirked_up_anzu]

Right before Porkins is shot down, Biggs yells "Eject!" at him as if they aren't all wearing open helmets and wouldn't just die anyway in the vacuum of space

[Django Gold @django]

watching Indiana Jones for the first time, do archaeologists typically kill this many people?

[anna (In Play, Chad(s)) @rockmeannadeus]

between showings at our current place and our upcoming move, the cat will be spending a lot of time at her grandparents, so i decided she needed an overnight bag for her things

[The San Andreas Fault @sanandreafault]

Hi, it's me, I'm the reason

[MLB @MLB]

"He's a menace ... I WANT SPIDER-MAN!"

J.K. Simmons is at the Mets game tonight and ran into a familiar face 😂

[Lunwi @lunwi75]

This is where I watched my parents die, Amelia Earhart

[(Stephanie) Slade @sladesr]

Congratulations, Twitter is good again.

[Tommy @_TommyMason]

Left, Ferrari Luce $645k
Right, Nissan Leaf $35k

[Todd Spence @Todd_Spence]

That time a THE PRICE IS RIGHT contestant (Alene Glover) blacked out after winning the Showcase, so the show just ran the credits while they tried to revive her lol (1976)

[milk @milkinhisbag]

please wait for the pan over to paul it is comedic timing gold

[Mia “PLAYOFFS BASKETBALL CUNCE!!!!!” Lastname @themiasandrist]

Devastated.

[maddie @madsssagascar]

if someone ran a marathon and someone else drove 26 miles i wouldnt congratulate the driver just because he ended up at the destination

[CineCalendar @CineCalendar]

May 22nd 1962 - A UFO buff insists Nasa landed on Mars, after landing on the moon in the '50s.

📽️📅 Slacker (1990)