local hooligan

she/her

[35K @35kk_]

@jakinmecrazy @percievenugget

[ostonox @ostonox]

NYC vs USA right now is literally Ice Cream For Everyone vs Diarrhea Forever

[DeFlock @therealDeFlock]

"a Flock vice president logged into the Dunwoody PD’s Flock system and looked at a camera in the children’s gymnastics room of a private community center here in Dunwoody.

He did not look at any other cameras in the entire 400-camera network that day."

https://t.co/CwhLqOMwvz

[taylor @fourleggedgirl]

tweezed a load bearing eyebrow hair the night before my birthday

[prolapsed catholic @chlumbucket]

Andrew Tate arrest fit

[average lady @girlcloudnine]

I love drinking and smoking and laying around

[The Real Guardrail Guy @theguardrailguy]

https://t.co/9sFpscKNfp

[Victims of Capitalism Memorial Foundation @karaokecomputer]

This is actually called child trafficking

[alex 🔥🔞🔥 @bibucksexual]

this reminds me of the time i was in denver with my ex who donated bone marrow and after the procedure we went to a panera bread while he was still high off his ass and there were like four or five mimes there for some reason and he got so scared he almost cried

[Michelle Allison, RD @fatnutritionist]

this is a good example of how population health cannot be secured individually

health cannot be a personal responsibility when the conditions for health do not exist

when you lack safe food, clean air, or clean water, individual choices cannot save you

[The Last Farm @TheLastFarm]

The cure for cancer isn’t in the AI data center, it was in the forest cut down to build the AI center

[Neil @irl_neil]

Wes Anderson ass mic set up

[Louise Jensen Duffy (also Ernest Jensen) @LouiseWeebe]

You’re listening to Sisyphus FM, the home of non-stop rock.

[Caitlin Sullivan Kelly 🌻🍉 @akacaitlin]

@lyndonbajohnson Specifically Dale and Bill from the back hoe episode

[Lyndon Baines Johnson @lyndonbajohnson]

In ways small and large every day, you realize what's happened to Texas is that there are no more Hanks. There's not really any Boomhauers anymore either. Just Bills and Dales. -OS

[respectful huff @alexqarbuckle]

young trainee bartender at the airport said “sorry your beer doesn’t have any foam on it, does that make you sad?” and I instinctively blurted out “my foam !”

[local hooligan @weeednymph]

@cantsmokehere my bad I saw this after I quote rt’d but I’m sending you both so much love and support it really is a fucking awful thing to go through

[local hooligan @weeednymph]

lmao in college I participated in a paid research program for sexual abuse survivors and it was so thoroughly Reatraumatizing that I lost every friend I had for being an emotional mess All of the time lmao lmao lmao I hate it here

[fontaines, district of columbia @cantsmokehere]

like i would maybe get it if there was some clear positive effect but the only thing we’ve noticed is that she’s having more ptsd flashes and feels like shit all the time. seems borderline abusive to do this!

[brian @brianonhere]

taxi driver told me how he sometimes calls his brother’s korean restaurant to ask for a pizza and almost drove off the road he was laughing so hard