Joe McKay

Person

[Joe McKay @weejoemac]

Absolute disgrace

[ESPN @espn]

Breaking: Folarin Balogun will be available to play in USA's Round of 16 match against Belgium on Monday, FIFA announced.

The FIFA Disciplinary Committee has suspended the red card issued to the USA striker during their Round of 32 win over Bosnia and Herzegovina.

[Omar Sakr @omarsakrpoet]

Yesterday I posted on insta about how the only protein my son has eaten in 8mo of cancer and chemo is popcorn chicken from Romans Deli - no other will do - and they responded by saying he could have free unlimited popcorn chicken 😭 complete with a lil laminated card

[C @_CM_67_]

“Steve Clarke got Scotland to 3 major tournaments!!”

Scotland 1 - 3 Croatia
Scotland 0 - 0 England
Scotland 0 - 2 Czech Republic

Scotland 1 - 5 Germany
Scotland 1 - 1 Switzerland
Scotland 0 - 1 Hungary

Scotland 1 - 0 Haiti
Scotland 0 - 1 Morocco
Scotland 0 - 3 Brazil

[Joe McKay @weejoemac]

Referee was an absolute joke. Misses two clear pens 🤦‍♂️🤷‍♂️

[Joe McKay @weejoemac]

The friend in the job interview

[aditii @aditiitwt]

Referred a friend for a job

Now HR wants to interview me again 😭

[Joe McKay @weejoemac]

One hour from kick off and haven’t seen a photo of a cone on Tom Brady’s statue 😢

[Ben Jamal @BenJamal48]

Omar Artan scandal reveals Gianni Infantino for what he is: one of sport’s greatest cowards | Jonathan Liew https://t.co/Qy0E1xIuWq

[Joe McKay @weejoemac]

@RPMComo Mostly from sponsorship money and private investment into the club he plays for. Ticket prices don’t even scratch the surface of playing staff wages these days

[Joe McKay @weejoemac]

Remember seeing the Zutons at T in the Park and they said ‘thanks to Amy Whinehouse for making us loads of money’

[Kevin @caoimhinof]

Why does Mark Ronson go around acting like he wrote Valerie, when all he did was get an extremely charismatic singer to cover it, then stuck a pile of trumpets over the top?

[Joe McKay @weejoemac]

It’s really amazing to see these so called comedians punching down on a group that are 4 times more likely to commit suicide.

John Davidson has more guts and courage than the lot of them.

[Saturday Night Live @nbcsnl]

brought to you by the national workforce of rethinking disabilities

[Rachel Charlton-Dailey @RachelCDailey_]

Regret to announce that we’ve reached Wrong Coat season. Every coat you wear from now til mid April will be The Wrong Coat for the weather

[Joe McKay @weejoemac]

.@ITV get those in game adverts binned. Awful nobody wants it

[Joe McKay @weejoemac]

Joe Rothwell 😂😂

[Joe McKay @weejoemac]

@czako_d52798 Edinburgh

[Joe McKay @weejoemac]

Levels

[Jonathan Jones @jjones9]

Super Bowl LX: Jon Bon Jovi will introduce the Patriots and Chris Pratt will introduce the Seahawks on Sunday night

[Joe McKay @weejoemac]

@RangersRobert83 Just praying for this as the tifo the next time they visit

[Joezempic 💉 @JoeWritesThings]

Checking the balance of your £30k student loan after 12 years of payments #TheTraitors

[Emo Philips @EmoPhilips]

I never signed a release

[Julia Willemyns @jujulemons]

A rare sentence that makes one laugh out loud and feel despondent all at once.

From @SamuelAlbanie’s great substack: https://t.co/zNJ69A0yY6

[Joe McKay @weejoemac]

Finally advice the advice that I need

[Martin Lewis @MartinSLewis]

Do you play the 'all fines go into free parking' rule in Monopoly. If so that's inflationary, puts too much money in circulation and will massively extend how long the game takes. If you want quicker games avoid this.