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[lizzie @weemeeperton]

Jaded 💚

[lizzie @weemeeperton]

i found the hot mulligan one first though

[lizzie @weemeeperton]

we’re still listening to the same songs I guess

[chart data @chartdata]

Zero male artists chart in the top 10 on the Hot 100 for the first time in history.

[Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt]

As usual, @amyschumer nails it

[Emily Nussbaum @emilynussbaum]

Bleh. I am not a fan of this new insta-edit ritual for pop artists… Also, the joke that she was making (on herself) was perfectly clear

[Emily Gerber @EmilyGerber2]

@shannonrwatts Why limit it to abortion decisions? Should I get a colonoscopy? Let me check with the deputy mayor.

[lizzie @weemeeperton]

@blgtylr Are you okay???

[m 🌊 @taylorswiftliar]

joe alwyn is better than me. if my gf wrote maroon I would kill myself

[𝓓𝓮𝓵𝓲𝓵𝓪𝓱 @xen4yo]

he met me in my “i’m going to stay single phase” & now i’m obsessed with him

[IG: closedapp @ih8rts]

I love that cats slap the shit out of everything they cant understand.

[sam sims @ssam_simss]

Too many Christmas rom-coms, not nearly enough Halloween rom-coms

[erin @carscnsgill]

happy international lesbian day 🫶🏻🫶🏻

[regina george @meanlore]

taylor swift dropping the gaylor community off at conversion camp

[ely kreimendahl @ElyKreimendahl]

me watching most kid’s shows: ok honey no more tv for the day

me watching Bluey: excellent joke structure, incredible dialogue, superior character development, no wait let’s watch another one

[Mohamad Safa @mhdksafa]

No immigrant has taken your job. You were laid off by a capitalist who required cheap labor and took advantage of that immigrant to increase his profits, and nothing makes him happier than to hear you blame the immigrant and not him.

[lizzie @weemeeperton]

Needing some discourse about lots of good men who don’t do this shit to balance out the scale here

[Structured Success @StructuredSucc]

A lot of ADHD'ers have a serious case of 'out-of-sight, out-of-mind' where we are far more likely to forget about things we can't see.

Unfortunately, keeping everything visible all the time isn't always the answer as they can quickly start to blend together into piles of doom

[Hichkas @HichkasOfficial]

The internet blackout by the Islamic Republic has started. Words can't describe the feelings when all of a sudden a nation disappeares on the internet. People who have been trying everything online to be heard.

Now that they can't be here, please be their voice.

#MahsaAmini