* noah ,,

woman in stem but at what cost

[indie @INDIEWASHERE]

started ordering hot coffees instead of iced ones again

[evan @actuallypee]

once this covid shit over bro im legit getting my life together

[auntie majic @1800buddha]

I know im gonna lose respect for a shirt once i fall asleep in it but i do it anyway

[g @34rths]

And for my next trick I will call life beautiful and instantly watch it become so

[₊* 🩰venus ཻུ۪۪♡.*₊ @biitemyhip]

cutting it up with people who DO NOT fuck with me at allll 😭😭😭😭😭

[stewie garlic @stewiegarlic]

twitter is the website for if you're just someone's weird sister

[Matt Kramer ⛰ @kramerposts]

not sure if anyone will ever beat this two-tweet combo

[mafy @mafyfy25]

Acabei de sem querer fechar uma aba que eu pretendia ler há 2 anos

[jynx @miiagarro]

my bush literally grows thicker than your beard lower your tone

[State of Palestine @Palestine_UN]

Genocide.

[m @yowot_]

as my final act of failure i'll do masters

[Fiona @FionaSmall]

Irish people:

[teoni @teoniw]

Put that titty in his mouth so he could taste a #GoatsMilk

[Miles⚡ @MilesAnim]

I got like 3 weeks left of uni then that's it for the rest of my life bro

[ann @remusboobs]

i get so gay off that sudoku

[MQ @_cocoonic]

academic equivalent of believing the stripper loves you is believing your advisor cares about your dissertation.