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հօթҽ աօɾlժ (*¯︶¯*)

#stopwxfromgettinbrokeaf

[mia @ididsmthingbad]

tava vendo o clipe de i bet you think about me com a minha mãe e ela soltou "a taylor fica linda de noiva né? inclusive vc nunca me mostrou as fotos do casamento dela"

pois é mãe é que ela também não me mostrou

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

I can’t explain it, but the air literally gets heavier around 6pm on Sundays. You can feel the Microsoft Teams, Outlook, Excel energy approaching.

[aslı @euivens]

vitray ayracıma bakın🌱🪷🫐🪸

[- @diffident_]

sometimes i’ll spend a whole week dreading one completely normal adult task and putting it off until i have absolutely no choice, only for it to take like six minutes and go completely fine. very cool. glad we all suffered for absolutely no reason

[🫵🏿 @DaveClegane]

The prices getting smaller & smaller for each attempted transaction is smoking me

[Jon @giftedrascal]

Eclipse

[Zabby ♡ @Africanzabby]

i’m at the age where if i see a chair, i’m sitting down 😭

[Mrs B @attackdogX]

Animals are actually smarter than us because in their packs, they don’t allow the weaker or retarded ones to lead them.

[nadiahrly @nornavern]

Coworker: “Kenapa ada ikan di atas meja?”
Aku: “Dia staff baru.”
Coworker: “Position?”
Aku: “Emotional support.” 😭

[𝐴𝑙𝑒𝑗𝑎 @AlejaReads]

“I bought you this book because you told me you liked it.”
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Update Swift Brasil @updateswiftbr]

Hoje é o único dia do ano em que você pode dar RT nesse post.

[faaaa (.◜◡◝) @moodiejeno]

dapet blind box isinya sesuai sama kondisi skrg 😭

[Dev Latimer @DevinRN88]

Being a bookworm is 20% reading and 80% fantasizing about reading or buying new books. 📚

[Bookshelfie Reviews⭐️ @bookshelfie_hq]

Reading a book in public is only performative to people that don’t read books. To a reader, every waiting room, park bench, and train carriage is another potential chapter.

[mazzy ⚢ @petalmazzy]

“we have such high hopes for you!” lower them immediately