Manic Momday

I'm Samoan and Irish living near Boston how's that for a missed connection?

[Manic Momday @welfarehoe]

Underwear shrinks when you dry it too long.

-And other lies I tell my ass

[Manic Momday @welfarehoe]

The last 2 weeks my 15 year old got a double ear infection and strep throat. I got blistering poison ivy that keeps on spreading, and my 2 year old just got lice from his daycare. 👋🏻 Hi Universe 👋🏻 please stop fucking with us. Enough is enough.

[Manic Momday @welfarehoe]

You enter a bedroom. There are 34 people. You leave because that shit right there is claustrophobic and nobody needs that anxiety in their life.

[Bö Jänke: Hönkÿ @Bob_Janke]

I need a strong woman in my life. To help keep move heavy things.

[Marcmywords @Marcmywords2]

Why do your selfies look like you’re having a catheter removed.

Annnnd now I’m Blocked.

[Manic Momday @welfarehoe]

I'm in a state of emergency! Just kidding I'm in the state of an emergency but it only applies to rich people. I am spared.

[Seamus O'flaugherty @seamussaid]

can't tell if that's a church van or a jail van

[Manic Momday @welfarehoe]

You good?

[Bazooks @amuirin]

Coronavirus is only a threat if you have underlying issues like being a weird, hairless ape.

[Caribbean girl in Europe @Priscilla_YEAH]

Some of you are nasty.
Go on.

[TattleTaleSister @TattleTSister]

I love a full moon but it’s a bitch when it comes to hiding blood.

[ohnoletsgocrazy @ohnoletsgocrazy]

Did you know it could be interesting yet challenging to play mad games with me but you have to accept my entirety or the magic won't work.

[Sheila @Sheila_Mac420]

Sometimes, I just want to be taken seriously. And sometimes, I just want to be taken, seriously.

[Alcoholic Keverage @adult_keverage]

* mutes coronavirus

* tweets incessantly about coronavirus