Wells Smells

you have your law practice, and me, I have all these fucking markers. they/them

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Super Worm Moon: [appears in sky tonight]
Me, a wereworm:

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asserting my dominance in the cvs self checkout by sending my super tampons flying ahead of me

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roommate

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just got home to my roommate running around and sneezing like crazy

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sorry if this isn’t a very UU thing to say but all mosquitos go to hell when their cause of death is Me.

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does anyone know if we need to bring our backpacks to 9/11 tomorrow

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@kombuchaproblem i had a dream where there were two bitsys. does that count

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standing behind my dad at the garden store bc his buttcrack is showing and i must protect his modesty

[nature boy @__stonefruit]

need to pee (get a job) after sex (undergrad) so i don’t get an STI (mfa)

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waiter avoided “hey ladies”ing the table by saying “how are we doing rockstars?”

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walking towards the 🚽 & i can hear the zelda shrine sensor noise irl

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me making up an excuse to cancel plans

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scary graduation! 👻 don’t worry - i wasn’t too scared to get my diploma :)

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abigail chased down the 11yo shithead who stole my scooter

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what kind of asshole steals a razor scooter from a guy whose mom died

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With artwork by Wells '23, Benny Kleinman-Eddy '23 and Annie Uesugi '23!