We Love Unders.

Hot takes, humor, and winning plays all in one. Sportsbook trader who sees the holes in the game.

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HeGone Robinson.

[NFL @NFL]

Bijan Robinson is LOOSE!

@ATLvsGB on Prime Video
Stream on @NFLPlus

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@Kalshi when will the “Will Jaxson Dart visit the blue medical tent?” market be put up?

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Jaxson Dart coming out of the tunnel tonight

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3 more days until the timeline is lit up with how great Jordan Loves EPA/Play was after a 2 INT losing effort

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Kyle Shanahan after a 13 hours flight, a full bar of Xanax, and still dealing with brain damage from the crash calling Spider 2 Y Banana on 4th and 4 with 2 minutes left from his own 35 in a tie game tonight

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3 more days until the timeline is lit up with how great Jordan Loves EPA/Play was after a 2 INT losing effort

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@Clevta You’re either a fucking idiot or have a skewed definition of the word “good”. Probably the deepest offense (trenches included) in football and a star studded secondary that has been healthy for the first time all season. “Not a good team” 🤡

[Sam Schwartzstein @schwartzsteins]

For my analytics nerds (of which i am one), know that Shadeur gets -2.19 EPA for this play.

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@kyleg4344 Correct. He’s also bottom 6 in LIGMA.

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The puesdo quants on this platform will ignore this and then jerk off to Jordan Love epa/play & imaginary points stats.

[PFF @PFF]

The NFL's highest-graded QB over the past two weeks:

Caleb Williams 🐻

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@benbbaldwin fuck you

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The EPA/Play stat narrative is absolute puesdo quant bullshit.

[JacobsMovement @JacobsMovement]

We are all gonna see some idiot share some EPA/play chart that says Jordan Love is elite next week guys don't worry.

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If he’s healthy his whole career we are comparing Bron’s legacy to the likes of Dwade and KG - not MJ.

[Underdog NBA @UnderdogNBA]

Kawhi Leonard first half:

21 PTS
9-10 FG
2-3 3PT

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@UnderdogPicks voiding eSports plays because they are slightly below market is fucking ridiculous. You are a multi billion $ corporation, start acting like one. For reference the player taken was up only @PrizePicks and was 31.0 there

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@rebetapp Please check support tickets and DMs this withdrawal process is a nightmare

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@rebetapp Would like you guys to respond to customer service inquiries not giveaways

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@rebetapp Please check DM, having some issues

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@kyleg4344 @deepseek_ai @winible @blezbets I legit think I start a @winible to reverse the destruction he has done for the Jewish community on that platform. 50% of profits will go to @AIPAC

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Been fucking around with my new model. We have purchased 500 Nvidia GPUs, and have a team of 88 Asian Quants. @deepseek_ai I make you look small. Should I start a @winible ? @blezbets you’re giving the Jews a bad wrap on the platform and I think I need to step up for them