Welsh Woke Bloke

Guardian reading wokerati. The stuff I tweet is the stuff I tweet. Was once in the Olympics, and I have a tattoo, although these things are not related.

[Welsh Woke Bloke @welsh_ad]

The 3 steps of a fake culture war tweet:
1. Find an isolated event that reinforces a prejudice
2. Extrapolate this is happening ‘everywhere’
3. Show mock outrage at the story you’ve just invented
It’s a simple formula, we must stop responding, they just want clicks
Please retweet

[Welsh Woke Bloke @welsh_ad]

@KemiBadenoch The mess you created you mean?

[Welsh Woke Bloke @welsh_ad]

@TiceRichard @EdwardJDavey Will you be investigating Farages £5million you hypocritical ponce?

[Joe Black 🇿🇼 @joeblackzw]

Incorrect. He had a visa. From the US Embassy in Nairobi. It was valid. They vetted him there, and gave him a visa.

Then he landed in Miami, was detained for 11 hours, and deported to Istanbul.

THEN they branded him a terrorist.

A FIFA referee, simply because he’s Somali.

[Welsh Woke Bloke @welsh_ad]

@Jacob_Rees_Mogg I didn’t realise we were funding the Tories.

[The Lincoln Project @ProjectLincoln]

Only Trump could unite soccer fans to take the side of a ref.

[Micky Jnr @MickyJnr__]

🚨🇨🇦 𝐁𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐊𝐈𝐍𝐆:

Canada has confirmed that referee Omar Abdulkadir Artan, who was denied entry to the United States, is welcome to officiate matches in Vancouver. 😳

#AfricanFootball
#WorldCupwithMicky

[Brian McDonald @BrianMcDonaldIE]

When Russia hosted the World Cup in 2018, it had to suspend normal visa rules for the tournament. Foreigners with tickets could enter visa-free, using a scheme called ‘Fan ID.’

Russia also had to do weird stuff to keep FIFA’s sponsors happy. For example, small shops near Fan Zones and stadiums could only sell Budweiser beer on match days.

So yes, FIFA absolutely does dictate conditions to host governments when it suits FIFA. Infantino pretending otherwise is nonsense.

[Reform Party UK Exposed 🇬🇧 @reformexposed]

Hi @Nigel_Farage now you’re doing press again, maybe tell us about the house in Clacton, the £5m, your friend Nathan Gill, the nature of your relationship with Lois Perry, why you lied about not taking MP surgeries, why you’ve gone so quiet about your friendship with Donald Trump, why you seem to hate female journalists, why your vetting is so poor…

[Welsh Woke Bloke @welsh_ad]

@Prosper_UK_ Your government created this problem. Start with an apology for the almighty mess you caused.

[Welsh Woke Bloke @welsh_ad]

@Conservatives Why didn’t the last Conservative govt do that if it’s so important?

[#FBIW Welsh Rugby Mad dragon 🐲 @wru4me]

Would seem that England and Scotland can have an extra bank holiday when they want one but when Wales asks for St Davids day it's always NO

[Welsh Woke Bloke @welsh_ad]

@SarahForRuncorn I guess now you know how your victims feel.

[Ian L Richardson @ianrich15813274]

When one of the most respected referees in world football is refused entry by the host nation, because they don't like his home country, the correct response of the other referees should be to boycott the tournament unless he is allowed to do his job. Sadly, that won't happen.

[Welsh Woke Bloke @welsh_ad]

@Conservatives @KemiBadenoch Where were all these plans when you were in power and could’ve actually, you know, implemented them?

[Welsh Woke Bloke @welsh_ad]

@KemiBadenoch You’re resigning?

[Antifa_Ultras @ultras_antifaa]

Iraqi footballer Aymen Hussein issued a statement after being detained and questioned for seven hours upon entering the United States:

“If America is so hostile towards foreign nationals, why is it hosting the #2026WorldCup?”

[Welsh Woke Bloke @welsh_ad]

@NadineDorries That’s nothing to do with purdah. Jeez, how on earth were you an MP?

[Welsh Woke Bloke @welsh_ad]

@drhingram Yeah, we had a meeting, I wrote the minutes and we all agreed to do this because you’re so massively important and influential

[Welsh Woke Bloke @welsh_ad]

@CrewkerneMan Is this the same Kemi Badenoch who is talking to @toadmeister about free speech?

[Welsh Woke Bloke @welsh_ad]

@BellaWallerstei Perhaps you don’t remember your party selling off our assets?