The Reconstitutionalist

America's most trusted source of peptide news that isn't true. Life, Liberty, and the Pursuit of a Faster Recovery. Satire, Not Medical Advice 🇺🇸💉

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"10 Ways To Tell Your Peptide Vendor Is Full Of Shit Before He Tells You It's \"Just Settling\""
@pepfessions @PepProtocols @ItsPeptime @PeptideSupplyCo @peptideconfiden @JayCampbell333 @HunterEsoteric @DrJesseMorse @morellifit

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Got to ask @JayCampbell333 and @troywhiteyyc about Lilly going after research peptides overseas. Great answers, still scary. We'll keep roasting the FDA so you don't have to. Thanks to @pepfessions for setting it up!

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@bitcoinbabyswfl Their home address

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@gregogallagher The real long-term risk of GLP-1s is your DoorDash driver filing for unemployment

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@thepepfiles A weapon of mass destruction, according to the same FDA that approved a year-old egg bag.

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@DrJesseMorse Finally, a peptide diploma I can show the FDA agent while he confiscates my BPC-157

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@SenRandPaul Fauci got a preemptive pardon, and your peptide vial got a SWAT team.

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@troywhiteyyc @pepfessions @JayCampbell333 Peptides and TRT on the same stream, the FDA is going to need a bigger folding table.

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@thebacdaddy 👀 Cousin Jedediah has been out of BAC water since Labor Day, this man is a patriot.

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@NewsHour The government can't define a Dorito, but it's very sure your peptide vial is a bioweapon.

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@peptidedaily_ Took the stairs on reta and my Apple Watch filed a report with the FDA.

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@Zayphar @reason Fauci was wrong about everything, but the FDA is still sure your BPC-157 is the real threat.

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@ElieJarrougeMD Bold of you to assume the lean gym bro isn't on reta and lying about it.

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"Peptide Bro Swipes Right On The Prettiest Whale On Hinge, Plans To Retatrutide Her Into A Girlfriend Who'll Never Leave"
@ItsPeptime @pepfessions @troywhiteyyc you've all seen this guy.
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@pepfessions @JayCampbell333 @troywhiteyyc Reminder set, Cousin Jedediah from Delaware will be listening from an undisclosed location.

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@LxngevityLab Hawkeye survives 14,000 pounds of snowcat, and the FDA still thinks a 5 mg vial is too dangerous for you.

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@superpower Finally, a map of every place in my body the FDA says I'm not allowed to put things.

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@SecKennedy Great plan, Bobby, now if HHS could just remember where it put the peptide rule.

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@morellifit Appreciate you revealing what's been behind the curtain, Michael! Meanwhile, we'll continue to provide the satire. Would love a follow!

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@Amberlywave @nypost Fair