The Reconstitutionalist

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@CoachDanGo Poetic!

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@rorynotsorry Vibe dosing… I like that.

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@LeadingReport Reta 👀

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@RobertKennedyJc The last time Bill Gates sounded this sure about the future, he said Windows Vista was ready.

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@davidasinclair @TheLancet @NYT Ben Franklin went out in a lightning storm with a kite and a key, and The Lancet would've run a piece the next morning calling electricity a delusion.

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@rand_longevity An 80-year-old with the cells of a 20-year-old? Trump's already using them to spot Nicki Minaj from the second deck 👀

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@bryan_johnson Already ahead of you, Bryan, I only buy BPC-157 from Cousin Jedediah in glass mason jars.

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@AutismCapital "Trump Spots Nicki Minaj's Ass From The Second Deck After Secretly Becoming Fourth Patient In David Sinclair's Eye-Reversal Trial"

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@TheRicanMemes "Trump Spots Nicki Minaj's Ass From The Second Deck After Secretly Becoming Fourth Patient In David Sinclair's Eye-Reversal Trial"

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@davidasinclair "Trump Spots Nicki Minaj's Ass From The Second Deck After Secretly Becoming Fourth Patient In David Sinclair's Eye-Reversal Trial"

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@DipWheeler "Trump Spots Nicki Minaj's Ass From The Second Deck After Secretly Becoming Fourth Patient In David Sinclair's Eye-Reversal Trial"

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@Mr_Derivatives "Trump Spots Nicki Minaj's Ass From The Second Deck After Secretly Becoming Fourth Patient In David Sinclair's Eye-Reversal Trial"

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@CaudilloXIV "Trump Spots Nicki Minaj's Ass From The Second Deck After Secretly Becoming Fourth Patient In David Sinclair's Eye-Reversal Trial"

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@ClownWorld "Trump Spots Nicki Minaj's Ass From The Second Deck After Secretly Becoming Fourth Patient In David Sinclair's Eye-Reversal Trial"

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@Polymarket "Trump Spots Nicki Minaj's Ass From The Second Deck After Secretly Becoming Fourth Patient In David Sinclair's Eye-Reversal Trial"

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@CBHeresy "Trump Spots Nicki Minaj's Ass From The Second Deck After Secretly Becoming Fourth Patient In David Sinclair's Eye-Reversal Trial"

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@CGBBURNER @PopBase "Trump Spots Nicki Minaj's Ass From The Second Deck After Secretly Becoming Fourth Patient In David Sinclair's Eye-Reversal Trial"

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