Jon Stanley

Dadvocate working for justice. Baseball lover ⚾️. I tell funny stories about my kids. Tweets are my own. He/His.

[Jon Stanley @whatadadjoke]

@DaybookJobs got jokes!

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Job Opportunity!

The U.S. House of Representatives seeks a Speaker of the House based in Washington D.C. Yearly salary: $223,500.

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@dolan4ohio The Left weren’t the ones assaulting cops with American flags at the Capitol. No one’s above the law.

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@BlueGene27 @reflog18 No I think the joke is being that excited for playing 500 ball and somehow being first in the division. lol

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@ohiogop

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@nberpubs @jessiehandbury @bread4theworld

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@Canning4Oregon

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@stacey_hauff This version is one of the most beautiful and saddest songs I’ve heard https://t.co/OFID7484Oi

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@shockingguy @GCRTA I love public transit and want to support @GCRTA by riding and promoting the Rapid as much as possible but it makes it so hard when the general maintenance is so poor. I did not think I’ve ever been to a station without literally dozens of standing maintenance problems

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@GovMikeDeWine @LtGovHusted @ohiobrt Hey here’s an idea! Maybe stop making our state such an unattractive, unlivable hellscape!

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@lizzyganssle LIZZY

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@lancewallnau My brother in Christ, what the fuck is wrong with you?

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@unionguy216 I’ve spent more on goldfish crackers a year alone than anyone could spend on birth control

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@Jezebel What was she looking at? A GOLD plated IUD?

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@ZachWLambert If you’re ever in a Greek Orthodox Church just follow whatever the little Greek ladies do who sit in the front

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@QuincyWheeler1 If you can imagine, they are even worse on Facebook

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@FrankLaRose @SherrodBrown Dude, how high are you right now?

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@lizzyganssle https://t.co/9IW6ekShFq

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@OrganizerMemes Back in 2016 the Daily Show did a montage of John Kasich going to town on food on the campaign trail. There’s a clip of him just saying “I love soup!” - ZERO electoral votes. Lol https://t.co/Fb7irmtULV

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@ScottinBayV Some would argue he never really had it