jade 🍥

Korean. No autographs at this time.

[jade 🍥 @whateveritzkool]

Haha

[The Tonight Show @FallonTonight]

“The 10 minute version of ‘All Too Well’ is what was originally written for the song before I had to cut it down to a normal length song.”

-@TaylorSwift13 riffed before a #SpeakNow rehearsal and ended up with a 10 minute version of #AllTooWell. #TaylorOnFallon

[jade 🍥 @whateveritzkool]

My goodness, Taylor laid out ALL of Jake’s business in the 10 minute version 😭😭😭

[Tom [email protected] @SirOpsALot]

I just learned that 1 horse has about 15 horsepower and I'm so mad I can't think straight

[jade 🍥 @whateveritzkool]

👀

[ScreenTime @screentime]

Andrew Garfield on if he will appear in #SpiderManNoWayHome 🕸

"We'll see"

[jade 🍥 @whateveritzkool]

Sis what u doin??!!! 😭😭

[Seth Rogen @Sethrogen]

No arguments here.

[Double L must Rock The Bells @LoveThePuck]

Ok, whose Black Mama is tweeting for y'all? LOL

[jade 🍥 @whateveritzkool]

Well f*ck.

[Dave Wasserman @Redistrict]

Needless to say, tonight's results are consistent w/ a political environment in which Republicans would comfortably take back both the House and Senate in 2022.

[jade 🍥 @whateveritzkool]

😭😭

[Sean Holloway @CoolSeanDotCom]

It’s me, high school senior Dear Evan Hansen

[michaela okland @MichaelaOkla]

Congratulations to everybody going out for two nights in a row rn. I was you once. Likely will never be you again. Wish u luck and peace though

[jade 🍥 @whateveritzkool]

“SPECIESIST”??????

[PETA @peta]

“Bullpen” refers to the area of a “bull’s pen” where bulls are held before they are slaughtered—it’s a word with speciesist roots & we can do better than that.

Switching to “arm barn” would be a home run for baseball fans, players, and animals 💪⚾️

[shannon sharpe @ShannonSharpe]

Steph isn’t fair

[jade 🍥 @whateveritzkool]

This a wild tweet 😂

[Nathan J Robinson @NathanJRobinson]

At any given moment some people are having intense orgasms or riding in speedboats and other people are being eaten by rats or running from gunfire. What a fucked up, bewildering, unequal world we live in

[jade 🍥 @whateveritzkool]

All y’all are legit idiots 😂

[Riviera, PhD @Socialist_frogz]

@AndrewYang @Fwd_Party "Can I copy your homework?"

"Yeah just change it up a bit so it doesn't look like you cheated"

[🍁🔰Dragonsworn A’tin 💢🍭⚙️⚕️🐑 @SiegfredMD]

@chartdata @Adele @BTS_twt @ColumbiaRecords Why do I detect a huge amount of xenophobia againsts Asians in this thread? Just because @BTS_twt isn’t a western product, it’s less and they don’t have the capability to break records? Well, western influence is waning in the world. Get in the program.

[jade 🍥 @whateveritzkool]

Of course a Nets fan cares about this kind of shit lol

[kimberly. 🇫🇷 🇺🇸 @problemsthots]

I need Adele to keep BTS out the #1 spot. need organic streams/sales to win again.

[jade 🍥 @whateveritzkool]

Hey, I missed these stinky sports takes 😭 well at least he got the part about the Warriors right!

[Andrew Yang🧢⬆️🇺🇸 @AndrewYang]

NBA predictions:

Nets v Suns Finals
Kevin Durant MVP
Jalen Green ROY

Most improved teams: Bulls, Warriors
Top scorer: Curry

[jade 🍥 @whateveritzkool]

Musician stans are friggin hilarious. These comments are something else. 😭

[Spotify Daily Data @spotify_data]

.@Adele was the most streamed artist on Spotify on October 15th with 49.3 million streams following the release of #easyonme

[jade 🍥 @whateveritzkool]

Wait please don’t tell me all these people are so triggered over the dumbest dad joke I’ve ever seen 💀💀

[Andrew Yang🧢⬆️🇺🇸 @AndrewYang]

If there was a @Fwd_Party car it wouldn’t turn left or right. It just goes straight ahead.