Joe Simmons

Writer, artist, writer-artist. Dumb opinions. F🧠ck cancer. @whatevscomic on Threads.

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My handle is whatevscomic over on the Instagram Twitter.

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@donwinslow Finished City in Ruins. *POSSIBLE SPOILER*
One part hit hard as I've been diagnosed with inoperable brain cancer.

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Mostly hanging out over there now.

[Joe Simmons @WhatevsComic]

My handle is whatevscomic over on the Instagram Twitter.

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#StarTrek #StrangeNewWorlds:
Admiral Archer boards the Enterprise.
Admiral Trip Tucker walks in behind him.
PIKE: aren't you dead?
TUCKER: You don't watch all of those trash holo novels do you?
Big laughs, Trip is alive.

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@theliamnissan I've heard from some MAGA idiots lately. One of their points is that they're 100% for Trump, if only to get a black/brown woman out of office.

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@DavidWaywell Put me in one of those comfy chairs in a far corner, so I can see who may or may not come in, and I'd be OK alone up there.

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@AaronGorga @MalcolmNance I wish they could just gladiator fight, or Thunderdome, anything to not kill kids and noncombatants.

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My threads handle:
https://t.co/CfC1D3eWrR

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@MASKEDMANIACXXX When Barney Miller was a detective, he probably arrested a younger Mr Kotter, and you know those kids have been there to be questioned about crimes.

[The Harpies - A Three Book Series @1234harpies]

@JoeRobinEnjoyer

[BrooklynDad_Defiant!☮️ @mmpadellan]

Holy sh*t, this is AWESOME:

Karen Smith, the new school board president for Central Bucks, PA, did her swearing in on a stack of banned books instead of a Bible.

BRILLIANT! 👏👏👏

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@KaitlynMcGrath @wusa9 Don't rake your leaves until next week.

[Oversight Dems @OversightDems]

NEW: Ranking Member @RepRaskin issued the following statement after Chairman @RepJamesComer rejected Hunter Biden’s request to testify before the Committee in a public hearing: https://t.co/JKRroENnFe

[Tamie @RealTamie]

🚨 BREAKING: My opponent Jim Jordan just launched an investigation into Fani Willis in an effort to obstruct justice.

Now he’s going to PRISON. 👇

Jordan likely BROKE THE LAW, violating O.C.G.A. § 16-10-24. I can prove it:

Impeding a special investigation in ANY WAY is a CRIME.

Specifically, Jordan has demanded that DA Willis turn over ALL records relating to the case.

According to O.C.G.A. § 16-10-24: - Obstruction of an officer of the court:

“A person who knowingly and willfully obstructs or hinders any law enforcement officer… in the lawful discharge of his or her official duties shall be GUILTY…”

The punishment is a prison term up to 12 months.

He is DEFINITELY going to prison – if we put in the politicians and judges who actually follow the law.

If we don't, Jim Jordan will continue to break the law.

Do you agree my opponent Jim Jordan should be held accountable?

Here’s how YOU can help punish him. 👇🧵

[George Takei @GeorgeTakei]

Dark Brandon FTW!

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@nguyenbryan2016 Man, Columbine gives me chills. Went and played golf, came home with my buddies and cracked open some beers, turned the TV on and everything changed.

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@nguyenbryan2016 Let's just hope that, with this warning, they're prepared to compensate if someone fights and loses.

[LVMPD @LVMPD]

UPDATE: The suspect has been located and is deceased.

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@Ginger_Trekkie I work for an audiobook company. Started in 2002 and CDs were somewhat rare. Few years later, it was all CD, then we stopped cassettes. After that everything went digital, and CD production is starting to go the way of the cassette.

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@Ginger_Trekkie I had an alarm clock with a tape player. It was cool and I woke up to the ST: VI soundtrack for years.