Ari Halsey

[7/11 Truther @DaveMcNamee3000]

This is what Jonathan Van Ness would wear to meet Nancy Pelosi

[Mike Drucker @MikeDrucker]

I know this sounds corny and cringey and naive and whatever, but Dolly Parton felt like America when it was trying to be the place it promised to be.

[hamish @chantalAkerstan]

the coffee art that erases israel

[Marlon J. Ettinger @MarlonEttinger]

poetry

[Маделейн . @normalmadeline]

Just saw an ad for a Little Women summer camp where you get to pretend to be in Little Women at Louisa May Alcott’s actual house and I got really excited until I realized it’s for ages 8-12

[katie @joolswhore]

WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU PROMOTE THIS LIKE THIS???? DISNEY I WILL FUCKING GET YOU FOR THIS MY HEART RATE IS 5 MILLION!!! I NEARLY FAINTED AT WORK I CANNOT DO THIS RIGHT NOW I AM SUING FOR DAMAGES

[⟣ @emeeziee]

you people were not there this is aggressively 2013

[You Know Who @MuskTillDawn]

People are dragging him for walking in with his finger on the trigger but you have to understand that he’s trained to do that when he sees children

[Keith Edwards @keithedwards]

computer, enhance

[Cuckturd @CattardSlim]

It seems like just yesterday when DOGE & Republicans were saying we needed to trim down on lazy, overpaid, useless government workers.

[✨michela✨ @rwylmichela]

donna kelce:

[rachel @rachelmillman]

once again I was tricked by a photo of a children’s product

[Polling USA @USA_Polling]

lmfao no the fuck you are not

[evan loves worf @esjesjesj]

Lmao here we go

[Gavin Newsom @GavinNewsom]

Won’t be taking medical advice from someone who can’t spell hepatitis and looks like this:

[liz 🇵🇸 @lizatliz]

Historically speaking, the unarmed humanitarians trying to deliver baby formula to starving people are categorized that way

[naz ᓚᘏᗢ🌱 @enchantednaz]

she has 3 university degrees, she’s a businesswoman and ceo, she got married in her 30s (to a man 5 years younger than her), had kids in her mid 30s… he entire life is the result of feminism

[Mehdi Hasan @mehdirhasan]

These people need serious psychiatric help

[Camryn @dancingofpens]

The new Girl of the Year is Samantha’s great-great-great granddaughter, if you even care