Carol

[Carol @whatithink59]

https://t.co/t4r0KrETeV

[Drop Site @DropSiteNews]

🚨 NEW: Iran has formally demanded a cut of the billions it says people close to President Trump made by manipulating financial markets tied to the Iran war, a senior Iranian official tells Drop Site.

Tehran calculated the profits from that alleged manipulation, across oil futures, energy stocks, and prediction markets, had reached $9 billion, and put its demand in writing to mediators.

“We have conveyed through intermediaries that $4.5 billion of this sum should also be allocated to the Iranian side,” the official told Drop Site.

“The exchanged texts will ultimately become part of the historical record,” the official added.

🔗 The claim is part of a broader Iranian warning, reported by Drop Site, that Trump envoy Steve Witkoff and son-in-law Jared Kushner were “abusing” their inside access to U.S.-Iran talks to profit rather than reach a deal. Read the report from Jeremy Scahill and Ryan Grim linked below👇

[Carol @whatithink59]

@DemzDeliver @JamesTate121 Hey, @elonmusk , you should go watch "Mr. Deeds Goes to Town", about 100 times.

[Carol @whatithink59]

@Jennifer55gt Coin carrier

[Carol @whatithink59]

@draeger42542 @Angry_Staffer Please enlighten us on the subject. 🙄

[Carol @whatithink59]

@LeeLee57485693 @Angry_Staffer Riiiiight.

[Carol @whatithink59]

Will someone please stop the president from using our tax dollars for toilet paper???

F.B.I. Assigns Scores of Analysts to Examine Election Records in Georgia https://t.co/cVU37KG11W

[Carol @whatithink59]

@Euan_MacDonald @maddenifico 😂

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

WTF timeline are we on. Someone called me the MAGA whisperer and I’ll gladly take the title. Left, right, D or R we all want the same things. We’re being divided on purpose by the Epstein Elite Oligarch class because as long as we’re at each other’s throats, they get fat and rich off of our misery. The second we figure out we agree on more than we disagree, they’re done. Love your neighbor. Be yourself. Radical honesty. No fucks given, no fucks taken. Everything else is just noise. (But still fuck Jake “Brick Tamland” Tapper on any time line)

[Lexus Bledel @LexusBledel]

Nothing to see here, just the son of the President marrying the daughter of the accountant of a notorious child sex trafficker who was best friends with the groom's father.

Oh, wait, you didn't know Junior's current new wife is the daughter of Jeffrey Epstein's accountant?

[The Trump-Epstein Reading Room @RedactedReading]

While Trump builds his ballroom and UFC arena, we're loading 17,000 pounds of the Epstein Files onto a truck bound for DC.

Get ready: the Trump-Epstein Reading Room is opening soon, just blocks from the White House.

[Team Talarico @TeamTalaricoHQ]

Reporter: Ken Paxton has taken to calling you ‘Talafreako’

@JamesTalarico: If Ken Paxton is worried about freaks, he should stop giving Epstein-style sweetheart deals to pedophiles. This is the guy who just released Adam Hoffman from jail, an admitted child rapist, after one of Ken Paxton’s wealthy lawyer friends got involved in the case.

Ken Paxton even kept him off the sex offender registry. Adam Hoffman was supposed to serve 25 years to life, but instead he served less than a month. As of this week, he’s now back on our streets because of Ken Paxton’s corruption.

Ken Paxton is the most corrupt politician in America, and it is costing Texans, it’s endangering our children, and it must end. The Epstein class has no place in Texas.

[Carol @whatithink59]

@MrGeorgeWallace @Elizabe55310491 Beyond disgusting

[The Lincoln Project @ProjectLincoln]

The Republican Party quietly deleted their own ad attacking Ken Paxton's record on crime... because Paxton is now the Republican Party's nominee to represent Texas in the U.S. Senate.

Figured if the ad is important enough to delete, it's important enough to see...

[Molly Ploofkins @Mollyploofkins]

Imagine if Michelle Obama did this

[Carol @whatithink59]

Does anyone care? This has to be acknowledged and dealt with! 🤬

[ThePatrioticBlonde™🇺🇸 @ImBreckWorsham]

An "unnamed" trader placed a $52M short on oil right before the peace agreement was announced.

This person made $174M in 3 hours time.

Gee. I can't imagine who that could have been.

[Carol @whatithink59]

Let's do it!

[George Conway ⚖️🇺🇸 @gtconway3d]

One good use of the supposed two-week ceasefire is to get back to talking about the Epstein files

[Don Winslow @donwinslow]

Donald Trump created an international disaster over absolutely NOTHING and then entered into a negotiation in which he gave up EVERYTHING.

This guy is a massive loser elected by 77 million lost and misguided Americans.

America is weak under Trump.

[Anonymous @YourAnonNews]

So many people feel the same way

[Hillary Clinton @HillaryClinton]

"A man you can bait with a tweet is not a man we can trust with nuclear weapons." —Hillary

[Anthony Scaramucci @Scaramucci]

Actual quotes from President Trump:

Trump’s “victory timeline” claims.

Mar 3: "We won the war."
Mar 7: "We defeated Iran."
Mar 9: "We must attack Iran."
Mar 9: "The war is ending almost completely, and very beautifully.
March 10: practically nothing left to target
Mar 11: “You never like to say too ⁠early you won. We won. In ​the first hour it was over.” Mar 12: "We did win, but we haven't won completely yet."
Mar 13: "We won the war."
Mar 14: "Please help us."
Mar 15: "If you don't help us, I will certainly remember it."
Mar 16: "Actually, we don't need any help at all."
Mar 16: "I was just testing to see who's listening to me."
Mar 16: "If NATO doesn't help, they will suffer something very bad."
Mar 17: "We neither need nor want NATO's help."
Mar 17: "I don't need Congressional approval to withdraw from NATO."
Mar 18: "Our allies must cooperate in reopening the Strait of Hormuz."
Mar 19: "US allies need to get a grip - step up and help open the Strait of Hormuz."
Mar 20: "NATO are cowards."
Mar 21: "The Strait of Hormuz must be protected by the countries that use it. We don't use it, we don't need to open it."
Mar 22: "This is the last time. I will give Iran 48 hours. Open the strait"
Mar 22: "Iran is Dead"

Mar 23: "We had very good and productive talks with Iran."
Mar 24: "We’re making progress."
Mar 25: “They gave us a present and the present arrived today. And it was a very big present worth a tremendous amount of money. I’m not going to tell you what that present is, but it was a very significant prize.” Mar 26: "Make a deal, or we’ll just keep blowing them away."
Mar 27: "We don’t have to be there for NATO."
Mar 28: No major quote
Mar 29: Claimed talks were progressing
Mar 30: "Open the Strait of Hormuz immediately, or face devastating consequences."
Mar 31: Claimed a deal was "very close" and that Iran would "do the right thing"
Apr 1: "We’ll see what happens very soon."
Apr 2: Repeated that a deal was likely, while warning of continued strikes if not
Apr 3: "Something big is going to happen."
Apr 4: Said Iran must comply "immediately" or face further consequences.

Apr 5: "Open the fuckin' Strait, you crazy bastards, or you'll be living in Hell - JUST WATCH! Praise be to Allah."
April 6 :a whole civilization will die
April 7: total and complete victory
April8: objectives were met

A true disaster