Audra.

emotionally I am the center piece of a brownie

[Audra. @whatupaud]

"What are your special talents?"

I can successfully rap Guns and Ships from @HamiltonMusical does that count???

[Laura Robinson @LauraRbnsn]

Did you guys know that 3000 minors got breast implants last year?
Compared with 200 surgeries on minors for gender transition?
Why’s there so much eagerness to stop the latter but the former is fine?
Do you see what I mean about being really selective

[Shematologist, MD @acweyand]

As a physician, there is very clear guidance on this.

You should weigh the amount that you want/feel best at/it’s none of anyone else’s GD business.

[Audra. @whatupaud]

Ain’t that the f*coin tea☕️☕️☕️

[Dr. Glaucomflecken @DGlaucomflecken]

4.8 billion in profit in Q4 2022 and @UHC cannot fucking wait to stop covering expensive medications that keep you alive.

[Lauren Tolmachoff @glendalelauren]

The fact that the NFL gave teams 5 minutes to resume play after administering CPR on the field to Damar Hamlin tells you everything you need to know about their concern for player safety.

[Chris Carroll MD @ChrisCarrollMD]

For context, we have social workers and child life specialists (or sometimes a nurse) supporting every family member who witnesses CPR in the ICU. Everyone who watched this has secondary traumatic stress.

[George Takei @GeorgeTakei]

Greta, now do Trump. https://t.co/emwyi6mkZ0

[Nick Jack Pappas @pappiness]

At Jerry's Pizza, we deliver swift justice.

[Greta Thunberg @GretaThunberg]

this is what happens when you don’t recycle your pizza boxes

[Audra. @whatupaud]

@xtineschiefer just putting it out there that an iconic april fools episode woukd be a spongebob theme. @TheEmSchulz could do schmitty werber yagermengensen and you could do the hash slinging slasher 😂😂

[Pastor Kyle. @itsqail]

One minute you’re a 22 year old teenager next thing u know you’re a 25 year old senior citizen

[Mx. Amadi Lovelace Has Left This Place @amaditalks]

My cousin stuffed her turkey and put it in her oven, which is not turned on, with the intention to store it there overnight rather than the fridge. “There’s no room.”

This is why you can’t eat just anybody’s food.

This time tomorrow that whole household will be at the ER.

[Audra. @whatupaud]

Yeah so after having ibs my ENTIRE life I vow to only have black toilets in my house. Skid mark embarrassment will be a thing of the past.

[Marc Burrows @20thcenturymarc]

The last thing I did before starting work today was put the Imperial March over King Charles' entrance to Westminster Hall and OH MY GOD. SOUND UP.

[Audra. @whatupaud]

The fsa website can’t come to the phone right now

[Childhood Shows @ChildhoodShows]

Zac Efron really didn't need to go that hard on Bet On It but he did that for us

The bridge in the song is just *chef's kiss*

[Audra. @whatupaud]

Well someone’s ~projecting their insecurities~

[Audra. @whatupaud]

@whatupjayyy The biggest mood

[Audra. @whatupaud]

@Im_a_savagge DEAD 💀💀💀💀 “here’s another sad song” “THATS OKAY”😂

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

This is Biscuit. A few of her favorite things include being held like this, and her bowtie. 13/10

[Audra. @whatupaud]

@Im_a_savagge @Timeflies I have no regrets