wheat witch 💦

writer, linguist, mountaineer, cook, mom, hot girl

[wheat witch 💦 @wheatwitch]

@themaddierune There has never been a time in history when moms spent so much time with their kids. In current hunter gatherer societies (which approximate how humanity lived for millenia before modernity) mobile kids spend like 80% of their time in mixed age playgroups and away from mom

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@TiffaniMarie483 It's inevitable but you have to make space and time to do things you both enjoy 1x1 with the kid/s you don't click with as much, it makes a big difference

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@JerryGabri42209 I get organic from a grower and it's still too strong, the strains these days are nuclear bombs

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@VadersS3xnoise @NoblestCalling I'm not advocating for anything. For me personally, morally I would not allow a child of mine with this condition to live. Others are free to think differently. What purpose would telling that to someone living with this serve?

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@selentelechia Boats are cool and animals are cool and rainbows are cool it's not that deep lol

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@NoblestCalling Why would I tell them anything?

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@kittykareninas Guess she doesn't know about DJing while you're getting railed

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@MissRed_Roses It's only very recently that the human race decided to stop killing infants that were born with severe defects

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@wirmgurl The pregnancy/ recovery is harder if you bunch them plus you're depleted of nutrients and it can have a bad effect on the baby, also the closer in age kids are the harder it is for them to bond. My first two are very close, turned out fine but would not do it like that again

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@LesbianWrex Oh yeah living like that with teens is crazy, the smell alone...

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@theclovecoterie She's got hella lip filler and a nose job and I'm supposed to think she's a Christian farm kid, get real

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@jakebrodes It's literally June 1st these are some of the last days when you can drink outside unless adjacent to a body of water she's absolutely right

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@Enzorpheus She's fit, pretty face and looks fun and confident whereas he's awkward and his face and body look like they're made from pizza dough, probably it evens out in other ways but they are not looksmatched in any measurable way

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@doctordaoud All that to say, test away

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@doctordaoud I almost died from an ectopic pg bc they neglected to test me when I came in to the ER with abdominal pain, I had a IUD so I had no idea I could be pg, they didn't think to do a test until I had been there for like 3 hours, had severe internal bleeding and was becoming septic

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Don't ever wash his clothes for him bc the girl he cheats with is gonna "aw you always smell so nice and clean 😍"

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Don’t cook for him cuz he’ll cheat on you with the strength he got from your food

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I get euphoric and energetic in the days leading up to when I'm supposed to get my period, totally opposite of how my luteal phase feels. A few days later around the missed period I get hurty boobs, but nausea and fatigue doesn't kick in until around week 6

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What was the first sign that you knew you were pregnant before getting a positive test? OTHER THAN NAUSEA

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@brianonhere This is a pretty common technique in Mexico, and weirdly enough it does seem to work