Justin

🇦🇶 | 2 homunculus in a trench coat

[OpenAI Developers @OpenAIDevs]

Build it. Break it. Fix it.

From campaign trackers to financial planners, @CalStateEastBay students built projects with Codex at the Codex Creator Challenge with @joinHandshake.

[Darth Erogenous @darth_erogenous]

kanye: Thing is, I’m Wallace, I’m running shit .. But I gotta be Gromit too

Zane lowe: yeah

Kanye: i’m That pioneer. fashion, music, all of it. I’m building this shit in my basement

Zane: right. like Wallace

kanye: { too loud} But they don’t know I’m Gromit though

[Justin @whenisjustin]

Tate McRae is the name of an old-timey train robber

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Has there ever been another human named Shel or was it just that guy

[Pigeons & Planes @PigsAndPlans]

A yeti-like mythical creature has been joining Gunna onstage during his Wun World Tour.⁠

[Justin @whenisjustin]

My crops really needed this rain

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I don’t like ovens I don’t like that there’s a box in my house that’s just 400 degrees sometimes

[Justin @whenisjustin]

Dr. Pepper probably has a phd in soda

[Justin @whenisjustin]

This is how I look driving my 2005 Honda CRV

[David Lynch @DAVID_LYNCH]

Dear Twitter Friends, I like to watch & count birds in the morning. I've made friends with a humming bird.

[cinesthetic. @TheCinesthetic]

willem dafoe

[森森 @yidashengli]

we found unc in a hopeless place

[Justin @whenisjustin]

Gorillas make fruit look so good

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I want to see big justice duel the rizzler with pistols at dawn

[Claire Penis @ZeroSuitCamus]

Wichita Lineman

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It’s 85 degrees out at least crack a window or leave a bowl of water out geez

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You guys are so evil for letting those plushies boil alive in your car

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Burglars don’t even look like this anymore and that’s what’s wrong with todays society

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@OMAAARKHAN Great tweet man. Steve Jobs would’ve loved this one

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Some things never change

[Justin @whenisjustin]

I'm glad the time moved forward because I never bothered setting my clock back so now it's correct again