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!:!!:

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@arrivanorthwest please tell the #53 driver who just drove past and ignored me while I was flailing my arms asking him to stop that he is an absolute cuntbag

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@iD_Mobile_UK my number is supposed to be being transferred today after I submitted my PAC in the app 2 days ago. Its still not done and I can't get in the app because its broken.

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@OdatNurd oh shit i'm using ubuntu as well. the shame,

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@OdatNurd HAHAHAHA UBUNTU!?!?!

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@MooseAllain

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@CamillaIluna i wish i had a smaller ass and smaller (no) boobs

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https://t.co/7dPzje3hUz

HAPPHY FACE

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@CamillaIluna wow you've aged fast. you look about 5 years older and its only been a few months. you could pass for 14 now

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@Adam_Leedham sounds like a challenge. one i'm assured victory of.

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@Anchorcake NN kirsty. hope you feel better tomorrow. this is your bodys way of purging itself before the big health drive :)

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@IWasJimmyRotten all your storys are boring. i'd expect nothing less :) yeah man you as well. :)

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@BadHobo supprt you all the way

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@Anchorcake share your snacks generously with the bin. you'll feel better later

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@IWasJimmyRotten i've been wondering why you've not popped up. WHY HAS MY ACCOUNT NOT BEEN FOLLOWING YOU grrr

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@tetleyteafan

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something about #football .... GO ON RED T-SHIRTS!!!!! KICK THAT FUCKING BALL1!!!!!

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@lostownos i'll take that as a yes then. i'd take you to the 2nd best chippy. but my uncle owns the third best and we won't have to pay :)

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@lostownos with awkward banter and generic small talk that makes you feel like you're in an episode of the peepshow. HIT ME UP

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@lostownos if it's less than 3/10. i can match or maybe top it I live in manc. if you want to experience the 3rd best chippy i know of

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@lostownos marks out of 10?