Danielle Jacob

[Danielle Jacob @white_queso]

Instead of knocking on the door and telling me she was there to pick me up, Lynzee just sent me this. 😂😂😂

[Danielle Jacob @white_queso]

@emmalineesser

[Danielle Jacob @white_queso]

someone new started at work today. I came in and she introduced herself and I went to do the same, and my boss goes “We call her D-Money!”
How long do you think we should make the new girl think that’s really what they call me?? 🤣

[Jess @jessieeannh]

When you find your identity in the One who created you, it’ll change your whole perspective.

[sydney thornton @soelsister]

*spelling bee*

announcer: your word is “tasty”
me: T-A-S-T-E-Y
judge, who is fergie: :) correct

[Danielle Jacob @white_queso]

@Mikayla_BH

[Autumn Cunningham @AudieMeraudie]

CHAI IS LITERALLY “TEA” JUST SAY CHAI THANK YOU PADMA

[Danielle Jacob @white_queso]

I truly don’t think anything can compare to the smell of fresh ground coffee. 😍

[Danielle Jacob @white_queso]

@haeaster16 except for when it doesn’t work and then you’re screaming “HEY SIRI” in different voices around the house. oh wait, is that just me?? 🤣

[Danielle Jacob @white_queso]

@AshDyan19 🤣😘

[Danielle Jacob @white_queso]

My fitness goal for 2020 is just to be able to curl my hair without my arms being sore for three days after.

[dean michael unglert @deanie_babies]

not to be dramatic or anything but frozen 2 is the best movie i’ve ever seen in my life

[Danielle Jacob @white_queso]

I will support my friends through thick and thin. I’ll listen to them when they need help, pray that I could have advice for them, lift them up when they’re down, but PLEASE, for the love of Pete, do not invite me to any more nail parties. I will decline and it will be awkward.

[Danielle Jacob @white_queso]

My style could best be described as “Hot Mess Express”.

[Megan @meganraine98]

Laundry tip no. 72:
Wear your pjs all day.
Less clothes to wash.

[computer man @gloomfather]

Dude you need to get yourself a cast iron skillet. its the exact same as other pans but way heavier and more expensive and you can't ever clean it for some reason

[Danielle Jacob @white_queso]

Me: I’m going to change into more comfortable pants before we leave.
Mom: Did you just change from one pair of yoga pants to another?
#guilty #leggingsenthusiast

[Danielle Jacob @white_queso]

@Monica_Charel the fact that he went to the bathroom to be angry just really cracks me up. 🤣🤣

[Danielle Jacob @white_queso]

@ssunveins my whole high school career in one tweet. 🙌😂😂