Mark Greenwood

Interests:
Software Engineering | Big Data | Machine Learning | Web Security | Health Informatics

[Mark Greenwood @whitehankey]

@BBC_Cumbria This article has a time, but no date for the event which is a shame

[Mark Greenwood @whitehankey]

@morwoo Jokes about Peter Pan Neverland.

[Mark Greenwood @whitehankey]

Jumped on the blue band-wagon this week with the same username 🦋

[Zoe Kleinman @zsk]

A cautionary tale about handing over your DNA - this testing firm now appears to have vanished.
I did not expect the trail to lead us to Moscow and a Russian billionaire.
https://t.co/bGc3KCvtGa

[Mark Greenwood @whitehankey]

@morwoo It's that controversial 2-2-2-2-2 formation that did 'em

[Mark Greenwood @whitehankey]

Gonna take a while to raise that kinda dough 🥖
https://t.co/c7nTXgrP3s

[Humanoid History @HumanoidHistory]

Taking the kids to ALIEN, 1979.

[Mark Greenwood @whitehankey]

Well worth listening to Spotify DJ introduce this track

[andi (twocents.com) @Nexuist]

this is my emotional support carwash. whenever I get sad I ssh into this Montenegrin carwash I found on shodan 12 years ago and spin the rollers a bit. makes me feel real again

[Mark Greenwood @whitehankey]

@a_greenberg Has to be CrowdStrife

[Mark Greenwood @whitehankey]

@RishiSunak We've already got the highest taxes for a generation. You just want to retain your record, is that it?

[Mark Greenwood @whitehankey]

@ByDonkeys @faizashaheen 💔

[Mark Greenwood @whitehankey]

Indentured servitude for teenagers and Tax cuts for pensioners. Gotchya.

[Conservatives @Conservatives]

Under the Conservatives, the State Pension had risen by £3,700 - and is increasing another £900 this year.

We introduced the Triple Lock.

Now we’re introducing the Triple Lock Plus 👇

https://t.co/KMc01VYNRc

[Mark Greenwood @whitehankey]

@CarlDPickering Twitter is a proper binfire. I think it's by design. I'm getting by, mate, not too bad. Busy as ever, - which is good. You doing alright?

[Mark Greenwood @whitehankey]

@frankendodo I don't see any way we could have predicted this...

[Count Binface @CountBinface]

For me, democracy is the galactic equivalent of when a human stumbles upon a branch of Wimpy. You know it’s seen better days, you’re kinda surprised it’s still going, but deep down you still fancy a bite. It’s a wonderful thing. Enjoy!

[Mark Greenwood @whitehankey]

Spotify DJ just used the longest sentence and it was truly unnerving that there was no breath taken. Uncanny valley in the flesh!

[Mark Greenwood @whitehankey]

@ChorleyRobbie The journey: