Azlan Khan

Logistics and Mobility professional. LUMS Alumni. Manchester United

[Azlan Khan @whitteegold]

@Naffa_95 @TeamMessi you mean? Or do you mean fake goat who brought out all free kick routines against Uzbekistan?

[Azlan Khan @whitteegold]

@MaryamNSharif @Amurkool Relief via private jet

[Maryam Nawaz Sharif @MaryamNSharif]

رمضان میں عوام کو ریلیف دینے کی بجائے پٹرول کی قیمتوں میں اضافہ سےحکومت مہنگائی سے پریشان عوام سے جینے کا حق چھین رہی ہے
روزگار رک گئے ہیں، مزدور گھر بیٹھ گئے ہیں،تنخوادار طبقے کی تنخواہیں وہی پرانی
حکومت بتائے کہ مجبورعوام انکی نااہلی اور نالائقی کا بوجھ مزید کیسے برداشت کریں؟

[Azlan Khan @whitteegold]

@crickashish217 Because Pakistan took the sting out of the game with a poor first batting performance as always

Naseem and Shaheen tried their best to make a game out of it

[Turner Novak 🍌🧢 @TurnerNovak]

Crazy that DoorDash, the company that exists because we’re lazy, will be going bankrupt in 18 months because some dude was too lazy to order DoorDash and just had his agent build his own version

[Azlan Khan @whitteegold]

@SportingCP The philosopher of bullshit

[Shahzeb Memon @beardmman]

2 cents — This Gaza “peace plan” involves at least 8 major stakeholders — Saudi Arabia, UAE, Egypt, Jordan, Qatar, Israel, the US, and Iran (plus the UN/EU). But it’s bound to fail: Arab capitals will scramble for influence, fracture, and bicker. Israel, in turn, will sit back /1

[Azlan Khan @whitteegold]

@HarisRauf14 Good morning bro, here’s your daily reminder to never fucking come near a Pakistan match again, thanks and appreciate it

@TheRealPCB FYI

[Azlan Khan @whitteegold]

@wealth_united_ Same as every signing of the last 10 years - match winners to clueless

[Azlan Khan @whitteegold]

@beardmman @MohsinnaqviC42 Sir, honest and simple question, who do we blame?

[Azlan Khan @whitteegold]

@ManUtd Please end this fucking club already and please fuck off Amorim

[Azlan Khan @whitteegold]

@UtdFaithfuls Ugarte about to be ran over for the 17382 time

[kaledora @kaledora]

heard a rumor there's going to be really cool merch at the ostium event...

[Azlan Khan @whitteegold]

Salman Agha was probably the most clueless player across the 22. Took 0 learnings from the first inning or from the previous games in fact.

He still has no idea on his best 11 or for the 11 chosen how to utilize them efficiently.

The use of Nawaz today was appalling.

[Azlan Khan @whitteegold]

@cryptoskullx @cryptoskullx bro visionary stuff

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@UtdBart And then a year from now wait for him to be sacked, and then a year after that another unfortunate bloke and we continue to repeat

[Azlan Khan @whitteegold]

I hate sports, and I hate @ManUtd and I hate @TheRealPCB and they both make my life miserable

[Azlan Khan @whitteegold]

@CredibleCrypto Yes kind brother, I do

[Azlan Khan @whitteegold]

@cryptoskullx Doctor Clown keeps doom posting, can’t wait for your victory lap

[Azlan Khan @whitteegold]

@tod_tv Why is everything dubbed to Arabic if I am paying the same amount of money and watching the channel in English? Absurd and bullshit