Jordan Minar

I’m tired of this grandpa.

[Zito @_Zeets]

First time I had a margarita:

[wayBackinTimes @waybackintimes]

A Nelly Furtado singing the remix of Missy Elliott's Get Ur Freak On (which isn't on any streaming platform) It caught me completely off guard

[Raq @raqisright]

Goal weight: everyone is worried about me

[ellara @peacekful]

Me after getting home from anywhere

[Gator Gar @gatorgar]

The state of the union

[Pastor Kyle. @itsqail]

And what happens if I toss Phil in the air fryer rn

[Charlotte Clymer 🇺🇦 @cmclymer]

God took the wrong person from "Home Alone 2." It's really that simple.

[Jordan Minar @whordanm]

@urfavsunsetgirl I saw this and had to share with you hahahhahaha

[Seattle Seahawks @Seahawks]

Rest easy big guy...

[dior ✞ @deeore5]

"you look stressed" thanks it’s the stress

[The Chosen One @KiDCuDi]

😭😭😭😭😭😭

[yedoye @yedoye_]

starting to think business is standing on me

[Jordan Minar @whordanm]

@cynvesc Been waiting for your response 😂😂���🏻 thank god

[cinesthetic. @TheCinesthetic]

Happy Valentine's Day! ❤️

Gone Girl (2014) dir. David Fincher

[jo @notafan_jo]

kendrick inspires me to be a bigger, deeper, more passionate hater