Michael Jones

married with children

[Adam Mockler @adammocklerr]

At 9AM, JD Vance claimed the Strait of Hormuz was open on Fox News.

At 10AM, Iran announced the Strait remains closed.

It could not be more clear that the Trump admin has absolutely no control over the situation right now.

[Iran Force @IranArmystan_]

MAJOR BREAKING: Iran’s delegation has just left the venue where negotiations were supposed to take place with JD Vance in Switzerland, because of Trump’s threats.

Iran is demanding Trump apologize.

What a shitshow.

[CALL TO ACTIVISM @CalltoActivism]

🚨MAJOR BREAKING: Senator Chris Van Hollen just EXPOSED Trump’s “no tax on tips” promise as a total FRAUD. The bill makes sure it EXPIRES in 3 years. But the tax cuts for billionaires PERMANENT. Trump conned MAGA and working Americans got screwed!

[Spencer Hakimian @SpencerHakimian]

ICE officers intercepting a mom in the school pickup line.

Doing this in plain clothing is actually really dangerous.

Someone could *easily* mistake this for an abduction or a sexual assault and try to be a hero… And then get unalived.

[Brian Allen @allenanalysis]

JD Vance confused the trade deficit with the budget deficit on national TV.

You paid six figures for a Yale Law degree to flunk Econ 101 in front of millions?

Brother, refund season is here and your tuition is Exhibit A.

[CALL TO ACTIVISM @CalltoActivism]

BREAKING: In shocking footage of Trump in 2020 that is now going viral, Trump says it’s against the law for a president to call in the National Guard on his own: “We can't call in the National Guard unless we're requested by a governor.” MAGA = 🤡.

[David Lombardi @LombardiHimself]

49ers have some real brainpower on their defensive staff. Here is Gus Bradley (former head coach and DC) — who has a vivacious personality — joking about his longstanding relationship with Robert Saleh:

[OurSF49ers @OurSf49ers]

#49ers Brock Purdy has come a long way from that first game he played with the squad ⚡️

Now THE FRANCHISE QB 👑

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

Colin Jost and Michael Che’s Joke Swap for the SNL Season 50 finale.

“Steve Kerr is here with his family, I got to meet his son Nick & I love Steve. I like Nick. I wouldn’t say I’m a Nick Kerr lover”

[DEON COLE @deoncole]

People need prayer. 2025 NAACP image awards #naacpimageawards

[James Tate @JamesTate121]

Accurate

[Protect Kamala Harris ✊ @DisavowTrump20]

This is Garrett Morris, the first Black cast member of Saturday Night Live in 1975. 50 years later, we are celebrating him during Black History Month at 88 years old.

RETWEET to honor @_GarrettMorris! #SNL50

[Team Farrakhan @TeamFarrakhan]

“Go on and vote for who you want to, but if I were you, I would vote for God. If I were you, and I am you, I’d vote for the Honorable Elijah Muhammad and The God that he represents.”—The Honorable Minister @LouisFarrakhan (Saviours’ Day - 2/25/24)

#Farrakhan #Vote #NOISundays

[Warren Sharp @SharpFootball]

WHAT THE HELL IS THATTTTT 😱😱

[Ryan Burge 📊 @ryanburge]

For some reason, I have been thinking about this moment a lot today.

It's from John McCain in 2008 at a town hall.

The woman begins to espouse conspiracy theories about Barack Obama's nationality.

He immediately shuts it down.

"No ma'am. He's a decent family man."

[Jon Cooper 🇺🇸 @joncoopertweets]

‼️NOW CONFIRMED: The bus company booked by the Trump campaign for his Coachella rally refused to return to collect the stranded attendees after Team Trump ignored their repeated requests for payment.

Is ANYBODY surprised Trump screwed his supporters? 🤷🏼‍♂️

[Democratic Wins Media @DemocraticWins]

BREAKING: In a terrifying moment, Donald Trump just threatened to take away CBS’ license to report the news. This is exactly what a fascist would do. Retweet to make sure every American sees this and knows how dangerous Trump is

[NFL @NFL]

ISAAC GUERENDO. 76-YARD RUN TO START THE DRIVE.

#SFvsSEA on Prime Video
Also streaming on #NFLPlus

[Chase Daniel @ChaseDaniel]

Brock Purdy is throwing DARTS….biggest difference this year?

Throwing the ball DOWN the field (1st in Air Yards/Attempt) & he’s become one of the better scrambling QB’s in the NFL

[Emmanuel Acho @EmmanuelAcho]

My favorite thing about George Kittle— He’s always seeking contact.

Like who else relentlessly does this stuff.

#49ers