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[james @whyamithistall]

Went to my best friends wedding and had the time of my life this weekend. Didn’t fuck my speech up and watched another friend split his pants wide open 3 songs into dancing. Unforgettable

[i. adan @Imman_Adan]

You know sports culture is so toxic because a man will be clowned for his fake sexuality but another won’t for a real rape.

[Ali Winston @awinston]

Only reason for this is prep for domestic operations.

[Khem Birch Society @NBABabySecret]

Me liking every Jarren Duran disaster season update

[Khem Birch Society @NBABabySecret]

Very much worth the 6 QT click through

[Big Tucson Dad @BigTucsonDad]

If we’re sharing baseball Onion articles, can I submit my personal favorite

[austerity is theft @wideofthepost]

Washington Post last October. Zeteo last week.

[Julian Andreone @JulianAndreone]

This is the message

[Jonathan Berk @berkie1]

if social media was around when I was in high school there would have been no high school sports in Massachusetts

[Ryan Grim @ryangrim]

They really gonna let them burn Bethlehem too?

[Ryan Grim @ryangrim]

Platner: “I will be a senator for the people who cannot afford to buy a senator.”

[Aaron - GrapPro.com @AaronWrotkowski]

I honestly think I don't care anymore. Wrestling's most interesting man for over a decade. Now it feels like someone saying they got an update on Aaron Rodgers.

[College Football News Daily on X @derrico_henrio]

Brits: “Oi bruv why does this Wawld Cop have to be played in stewpid Amoorica”

Some German dudes driving through the heart of the American South:

[yc @yc]

This series of names and words made me itchy

[Jake Fenner @jakefenner_]

The Brits are getting angry about the pirate ship at Raymond James meanwhile the Germans are discovering our Greatest Cultural Exports

[Trill Withers @TylerIAm]

Its gonna be a long like 15 years

[Freddy🇩🇪 @FreddyLA7]

Lookout Mountain near Chattanooga, TN🌳

An American next to us said this is the perfect sniper spot.

[Benny Feldman @Feldfrog]

I don’t really know the difference between pro biotic and pre biotic . But this soda trusts that I do. And to be trusted by soda? That’s the warm home of family to a guy like me

[TylerCWhitmore @TylerCWhitmore]

Post-credit scene that shows construction workers putting up telephone polls along the road