@w0rdgenerator At 3ft per step, that's 60k ft. Which is 11.4mi. Average 3mph it only takes 3:45hr. So, you don't have to be unemployed at all, just disciplined.
@themopinomicon It's gotta be fake, you couldn't get a 100 year old tree to just start glowing. If they just figured it out, the tree would be a sapling.
@unpleasantscifi Endorphins from working out make you feel good, when they wear of you get horny. Also, 30 minutes of sex is similar to running a 5k. They're just trying to stay in shape.