Jesse Wien

I say things on the interwebs. Mortgage/real estate/spicy sports takes

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@dekker A cubs fan told me with a straight face PCA was better this spring and I literally laughed right at him and said “you don’t really believe that do you?” I think about that interaction often

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@MaxVelocityWX Damn, drove by it yesterday for first time in a while. RIP

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@BarstoolBigCat Had this big guy for lunch. Burgers rule

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@BaseballWRLD_ He’s also hitting .223

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@Dr_DewSweep “Golf isn’t slow enough. Let’s make it slower”

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@CollinRugg Dude, it’s genius. South Park literally did this episode a decade ago. Bus them out

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@GenZMultifamily The market made a lot of us look good for a long time. Thought he couldn’t miss and did. Seems like he owned up to it like a man. Idk, I’m sure he has his regrets but that’s life

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@ThinkAppraiser I’ll add, with some great DPA programs, the number is actually 0% down if you want. I just did a loan for a guy that got into his first duplex with nothing down and a seller credit

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@cpenn4thewin So the main goal in basketball is to put the ball thru the rim and she’s done it more times than anyone else. Hope that helps

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@EKlambara Was at that game. You guys realize arod woulda had the ball with 4 mins to go needing a FG, right? Cowboys odds of winning woulda been 35% had this stood

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@NUCLRGOLF Can some nerd tell me how you’d actually play that tho? How the hell am I repairing and marking that to putt?

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@candymandarins You realize in most cities an hour drive is like 30 miles in traffic?

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@IowaChill Iowa- “It kinda sucks, but at least you can get somewhere cool from here in a reasonable time”

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@chadmumm Goes back in the bag. Start with new ball next time. If playing bad, we play the scuffed ones because I don’t deserve a good ball

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@KendoVT The bar at the Mexican joint where you get chips and salsa and a beer while you wait for your food is elite

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@USGA @PGAChampionship @SouthernOhioPGA @BenKernGolf @PGA @ohiogolf I posted my 81 today. (82 actual cuz I made a triple from 120 out in the fairway, but I’m totally over it)

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@mattschneidman @TheTundraGB You mean 13

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@michaeljknowles Are you in the Epstein files?

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@Eaglebauer @GolfDigest

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@FastbreakHoops5 Shooting the basketball thru the rim