товарищ Puppet

All panic, all the time. And I'm a journalist, ergo free to commit any number of felonies without fear. Because hey, journalist.

[товарищ Puppet @wikihype]

@MrBeagleman @BuzzFeedNews All we need to do now is find the one-time pad they used to construct this message.

[товарищ Puppet @wikihype]

Stop defending @BuzzFeedNews's story because you want it to be true. Stop parsing the SCO's language to divine an alternate meaning. It is what it is.

[товарищ Puppet @wikihype]

You got enough wrong to force the SCO to make a statement. Don't sound so resolute.

[Ben Smith @semaforben]

In response to the statement tonight from the Special Counsel's spokesman: We stand by our reporting and the sources who informed it, and we urge the Special Counsel to make clear what he's disputing.

[товарищ Puppet @wikihype]

Why is it apartment that blocks explode with regularity in #Russia.

[НТВ @ntvru]

⚡️ Бытовой газ взорвался в девятиэтажке города Шахты Ростовской области, обрушились два этажа. Пострадали пять человек, еще трое находятся под завалами на восьмом этаже. Спасатели эвакуируют жителей дома

[товарищ Puppet @wikihype]

The extent of his knowledge or care about Indian Country.

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

If Elizabeth Warren, often referred to by me as Pocahontas, did this commercial from Bighorn or Wounded Knee instead of her kitchen, with her husband dressed in full Indian garb, it would have been a smash!

[товарищ Puppet @wikihype]

Many thanks to #Iran's @PressTV for warning us about propaganda because they should know.

[Press TV 🔻 @PressTV]

Political analyst Mohammad Obaid believes #Israel’s claim about finding tunnels allegedly dug by #Lebanon's #Hezbollah movement is propaganda.

[товарищ Puppet @wikihype]

Both sides see victory out of #TrumpAddress or the Nancy/Chuck retort. The whole thing seemed retarded to me. Just recirculate the same memo, y'all.

[товарищ Puppet @wikihype]

So neither #TrumpAddress nor the response was anything but regurgitation. And here I planned on running out to break windows I was so moved.

[товарищ Puppet @wikihype]

#China sprains something patting itself on the back for getting Kim to come to them.

[Global Times @globaltimesnews]

North Korean leader #KimJongUn's visit to China at the beginning of 2019 indicates Kim's trust in China. Kim still believes China can help him make breakthroughs in internal and diplomatic situations: Chinese expert

[товарищ Puppet @wikihype]

@Kronykal @MrBeagleman Now you've got my attention.

[товарищ Puppet @wikihype]

@MrBeagleman @Kronykal *yawn* no injustice here. I'll save my righteous fury for sometime when it's super wrong kids get shot.

[товарищ Puppet @wikihype]

Train ride from Pyongyang. Yet another cat afraid to fly Air Koryo.

[Steve Herman @newsguyusa]

#DPRK train possibly carrying senior official set to arrive in Beijing this morning. https://t.co/aXUAQGpN31 #China #Korea

[товарищ Puppet @wikihype]

@MrBeagleman @Kronykal This story says the shooter is "a 46-year-old man" so I take it there is no other detail about him of national interest that demands rage.

[товарищ Puppet @wikihype]

Who's up for some moo shu pork?? This guy right here.

[People's Daily, China @PDChina]

DPRK's top leader Kim Jong Un is visiting China from Jan. 7 to 10 at the invitation of Chinese President Xi Jinping, a spokesperson said on Tuesday.

[Yonhap News Agency @YonhapNews]

(LEAD) N. Korea's state media confirm Kim's trip to China https://t.co/pGAEEAKGsJ

[товарищ Puppet @wikihype]

The #assange-ists really did this. #wikileaks https://t.co/zBZOuT4yVC

[товарищ Puppet @wikihype]

@GicAriana aww, they look down.

[The Mossad: Satirical and Awesome @TheMossadIL]

Two days ago Fathi al Gharbawi, member of Hamas, died in a car accident. He will be remembered as a master of disguise.

Bet you can't spot him in this picture!

[товарищ Puppet @wikihype]

@Recursion_Agent if only I could scrub away my whiteness for I oppress so many simply by existing.

[товарищ Puppet @wikihype]

Congrats #KSA women on the "surprise, we're divorced" texts. Another example of the progressive #Saudi gov's avalanche of new rights for women!