Wil

[Wil @wilbyli]

@TheHoopCentral “Heavy”

[Wil @wilbyli]

@KenJennings Not if you’re have steers, and bulls. Cows are inherently female.

[Wil @wilbyli]

@amandahanson1p “You’re trying to seduce me Miss Robinson, aren’t you?”

[Wil @wilbyli]

@ca1t_ Blissfully ignorant

[SportsCenter @SportsCenter]

They set up a 40-yard dash outside of an NFL game for fans to test their time.

This fan shocked everyone and ran a 4.14. The fastest time at the combine was 4.22 😳 (via nick_theflash/Instagram, h/t @overtime)

[Wil @wilbyli]

@clitoriusSnatch Careful that’s something you may never be able to crawl out of.

[Wil @wilbyli]

Sorry I’m late, I was in my car crying eating a two day old Taco Bell crunchy taco.

[Wil @wilbyli]

I haven’t been in a ton of street fights, but I’ve been in enough street fights to know if a mf’er slaps in a mouthpiece it’s time to start getting worried.

[Cary Elwes @Cary_Elwes]

There’s a shortage of perfect movies in this world. It would be a pity to damage this one.

[M @ekilhawa]

This has to be the funniest thing I’ve seen in a while

[Wil @wilbyli]

When seven ate nine, their family-the odds- was shocked and numb with grief. But nine’s best friend ten was even number.

[The Based Messiah @bniceloco]

This video Top 5 all time lmfaoo https://t.co/BcIx1J2oRN

[liva @realchoppedliva]

when characters in musicals transition from speaking to singing

[pillawo @reychelk]

Someone said it’s basically uber eats but for crocodiles

[Wil @wilbyli]

The biological disease where you think you look cool in sunglasses with no arms is called body dismorpheus.

[Wil @wilbyli]

Mfers act smart until you tell them oatmeal raisin cookies are actually made out of oatmeal and raisins.

[Wil @wilbyli]

@lydstree Truth is I’ve never actually taken my car to a wash I just thought you drove in, and the spun the shit out of you.

[Wil @wilbyli]

If efficiency is your game, let me be the first to tell you; spinning around in the shower like your in a car wash is a great way to knock all your shampoo on the floor and pull your shower curtain off all its rings.

[Wil @wilbyli]

People don’t make pant legs big enough to go over your shoes, cause who the hell is in a situation where they need to change their pants but not there shoes. you monster.