Chey

[Dreamer @ElgatoEsmio]

sorry I can’t make it, gotta watch the fireflies

[` @ymmayerr]

Have you ever stayed silent because explaining felt pointless?

[Beeka @beekaberryt]

circle so small that when my phone rings i know its scammers

[masha @masha_slp]

wanna watch a movie but i wanna read a book but i wanna write but i wanna listen to music so naturally i will doom scroll instead

[Dotty ･ω･ @Dipindotty]

You’re not depressed. You just need $250,000 in your bank account

[January James-Riggs @JanuaryJames]

I try to be nice, but people ruin it.

[Nadine Antoinette 🖤📚 @Lilblack_heart]

yup, sex is amazing, but have you ever made your favorite person snort laugh when they were having a bad day.

[𐌕 🍂 @fwtimini]

Introverts don't recharge with sleep; we recharge by being left completely alone for 3 -5 business days.

[Ⓜ️isterD @MisterD78UK]

It's called a "comfort" zone for a reason, comfort is nice, stop trying to make us leave it

[DaddyJew @DaddyJew]

i just saved a bunch on gas by being a loser with nowhere else to go

[Brian Gaar @briangaar]

yes sex is fun but have you ever chugged 2 beers, logged into your hardcore WoW character & immediately fallen off a mountain while doing some dumb shit

[Anjeanette Carter @anjeanettec]

I didn't get more confident. I just got more comfortable being terrified and doing it anyway.

[Lurkin' Mom @LurkAtHomeMom]

Ok but can AI do this? *gains 5 lbs in a week*

[Hugo @primarilyhugo]

normalize telling people nothing

[Lurkin' Mom @LurkAtHomeMom]

Every time I drive past the grocery store I save $200.

[i am @hotter]

till lack of communication do us part

[blue @bluewmist]

you must learn to enjoy life without needing an audience to see that you are enjoying life.

[DaddyJew @DaddyJew]

I fucking love you all. You all make me wanna roll a fatter blunt.

[Lottie-pop 🍭 @Lottie_Poppie]

I’ll be all like “no worries” then worry very intensely for several hours

[Tony P. @Tbone7219]

I would rather have a conversation with my cat than I would most humans.