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18+ only please // definitely NSFW. u might think I’m hot, but not nearly as hot as I think I am. and in reality I’m actually even hotter than that.

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I know it’s been a while 😘 but I had a lingerie party for my birthday

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@1FreedomFries @BretWeinstein I didn’t realize being gay was mandatory but I am available for sex if that’s the case

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@N3836908690789 @Ohtanisfallguy @helloquacken And I have a feeling you don’t even know what American food is? What slop bowl are you referring to? We don’t actually eat porridge over here, that’s yall

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@N3836908690789 @Ohtanisfallguy @helloquacken A Sunday roast is LITERALLY A ROAST THATS NOT EVEN A RECIPE. Imagine saying “I can cook” and all you can do is throw something in the oven

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@N3836908690789 @helloquacken That is because the tire company is closer to y’all. Are you talking about British food? the food universally known to be bad? the place where yall just eat straight up blood like a vampire? the place where yall stereotypically hire french chefs bc your food is bad? What???

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@FreenBraveStar @PopCrave That was a British citizen my guy it happened in Britain. Idk why yall just come on here lying

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@GlenIsOnline @kaz_ghafa If you don’t go to concerts, why do you care?

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@heybub_cowo @nyxeIodeonXD We literally propagate all our food. Also How are bugs not meat?

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@Meech3366 That traitor homie could too, at least, he was a “truth seer” which I think necessitates the seismic sense. I think you have to have the knack for it.

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@FrankFlobs65902 @Mr_spacely777 Nobody taught us that?

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@azulabetter Azula has 0 inner conflict, she has always been sure that she is right and has the right to do the things she does. That’s what inner peace is. Inner peace doesn’t mean good.

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@waryprince You understand how a rate is calculated? Like numbers of divorce / number or married partners? That’s like very basic math hunny

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@nebelcanal @J37746526 The standard that people use to determine the safety of chicken deals with its level of bacterial growth? This is the dumbest take I have ever heard?

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@EcHoToNe @rowdytellezbian @Yermom27272 Who told you that? You realize that meat is a chemical right

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@rowdytellezbian @UnderwhelmingPo I mean you are right but there are definitely plants that can cause cancer. Like tobacco for instance. Anyways what you are afraid of is nitrates which are used for cured meats. Get uncured bacon and deli turkey.

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@1110goat @_funmachine You should like travel a bit lol

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@hornyandpoetic @dinosaur_info Because your question directly asks “how are you” and you could try being more straight forward about what you want instead of dancing around your intentions lol

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@b0newalljackson @lthlnkso I mean death absolutely can

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@mordoggos @thechosenberg Smoking cigarettes in your own home makes you a monster now?

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@XDeliveryCats @lostmyliberal @thechosenberg A twitter post that you made is not evidence in literally the slightest

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@Paul_Melman @thechosenberg I mean people are not immortal? Why would you say forever about a 73 year old heavy smoker