There’s a joke early in The Office where Michael scolds Jim for being lazy because it takes him 30 minutes to do what takes others several hours to do and it’s genuinely what boomers still believe.
@huskerfan25@braylcfc@cuzcuzverde@OwynnPA He’ll bring a lot to your side for sure. Perhaps not 30 G/A’s but he will certainly work his arse off to get you back closer to where you lot belong!
Murphy's Law: Anything that can go wrong will go wrong.
Schrödinger's Cat: The cat is both dead and alive until we open the box.
Murphy's Cat: Any cat that jumps into a postal van will go feral and see out its days living with relatives in Preston.