If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in Delta Airlines eight years ago, you would have $49.00 today.
If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in AIG insurance seven years ago, you would have $33.00 today.
If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in Lehman Brothers eleven years ago, you would have nothing today.
If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in Northern Rock nine years ago, you would have nothing today
But, if you had purchased $1,000 worth of beer one year ago at Tesco's, drunk all the beer, then taken the aluminum cans to the scrap metal dealer, you would have received $214.00.
Based on the above, the best current investment plan is to drink heavily & recycle.
A recent study found that the average person walks about 900 miles a year.
Another study found that we drink, on average, 22 gallons of alcohol a year.
That means that, on average, we get about 41 miles to the gallon!
Makes you proud to be a piss head.🍻😂
After 8 years, 253 games and 1 Player of the Season, former club captain Andy Yiadom leaves Reading.
Loyalty is hard to come by in football these days but this man stuck with us through the darkest of times. Deserved a better send off.
Thank you and all the best Yids 💙