Will Koper

American Badass for fun and profit.

[Will Koper @will_koper]

@jeremybowers Two words for you, my friend: leaf lard.

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@diffengine bunch of people stuck downstairs hoping to catch tonight's #angularjsdc talk.

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@migold My former roommate mixed in cannelini beans. I suppose you could always add split peas to it ;)

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Huh huh. Huh huh. This is cool. https://t.co/uZtVtAgGSf

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I'm no lawyer, but the paper trail does appear to point to some first-class bullshit. https://t.co/duaNeY6y7O

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@carlmalamud @dataeditor Right-o. Well, best of luck to you, sir.

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@dataeditor @carlmalamud I mean, suing over "annotations" *sounds* legit, but why isn't Lexis Nexis the plaintiff?

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@blaine @knowtheory I'd say variables, functions and events. Events are crucial to any kind of asynchronous programming.

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@petridishes @raecarson Do they have it in men's sizes?

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@Maddoxnelson @dataeditor @missmagner @NirajC @mattdelong @wpinvestifarts I trust you to get to the bottom of this, Matt.

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Says the man whose employer endorses peas in guacamole. https://t.co/lUJIHLTEQQ

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@dataeditor @missmagner @Maddoxnelson @NirajC @mattdelong @wpinvestifarts Possibly a deniers/suppliers interactive.

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@dataeditor @missmagner @Maddoxnelson @NirajC @mattdelong @wpinvestifarts Obviously we need a smelters and dealters database.

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@ajchavar https://t.co/FfiozoeyCH

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@ajchavar And I would have gotten away with it if it hadn't been for you meddling gentrifiers.

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@nytimes Don't lie @migold, we know you're just watching cat videos.

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@bankonjustin Can you and @migold maybe take this pity party offline? Some of us are trying to be productive over here. #nojustinsnopeas

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@ajchavar Recipe for viral content: Write a thing. Wait 2 years. Tweet.

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You know what, F#ck it. I've got #peas in the freezer and #avocados in the fridge. Let's give this a whirl!

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So this is basically the internet today. https://t.co/lbwmcsTJAP