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[willbritton @willbritton]

@santanderuk any way to STOP receiving your endless stream of gloomy emails telling me that I'm going to get scammed and to be careful etc. etc. etc.?
I've tried hammering the "How useful was this email?" sad face ☹️ like 200 times for each one but you haven't got the hint yet.

[willbritton @willbritton]

@guardian so I sign up for *one* of your email lists simply by providing an address and now I'm apparently subcribed to every single one of them, with no way to unsubscribe from *any* of them without first signing up for an account - does that sound right?

[willbritton @willbritton]

@AmazonBusiness INCREDIBLY frustrated with your customer service. Nobody seems to want to help me. I cannot post product reviews for my business account and I meet all the criteria. I'm told I may have two accounts with the same email address, but no body will tell me how to fix.

[willbritton @willbritton]

@sainsburys only seven falafels in a pack of eight - what gives? #supplychainproblems?

[willbritton @willbritton]

@wishsupport Thanks so much for replying, I really appreciate you helping - I would love to DM you but I can't see the option - do you need to follow me first or enable DMs? If it helps, this is in reference to order no. 5ff333d56fe34bac45ddb142

[willbritton @willbritton]

Hey @wishsupport starting to get extremely irritated with having my customer support issue closed every time I raise it.
I paid money for something and one of the items from the order is missing.
You need to fix it.
I will keep reopening support issues until you do.

[willbritton @willbritton]

@SkyHelpTeam @myatu Besides which, unblocking https://t.co/PMnsCcBuS8 in the shield doesn't seem to work anyway. I've tried a few failing URLs and nothing allows the site to work except for completely disabling Sky Shield, so it seems like the problem is something more subtle.

[willbritton @willbritton]

@SkyHelpTeam @myatu Dude, it's AMAZON. Are you really suggesting that millions of users go into their settings and unblock Amazon just so they can resume their shopping, because of some update that Sky has done?

[willbritton @willbritton]

@waitrose There are no unsubscribe links at the bottom of any of the emails you have sent me in 2020. If there were unsubscribe links, I wouldn't have resorted to a frustrated tweet...

[willbritton @willbritton]

Hey @waitrose, is there any way on Earth to unsubscribe from the emails you keep sending me about how you're "Committed to keeping me safe"?

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@Farnell_Avnet @UPS Cool, so next time I'm going to try you guys in hope of a better experience! Thanks.

[willbritton @willbritton]

@parcelforce - why even phrase this with certainty. It just makes you look stupid and me feel angry.
Not getting a delivery card and simultaneously being told that the driver "will have left" one is THE WORST possible customer experience.
You suck.

[willbritton @willbritton]

I do appreciate the "apology", but having experienced what excellent delivery service feels like, and what Parcelforce feels like (this is by no means my first bad experience with you), I do wonder why companies like @RSComponents use you.
Hey @Farnell_Avnet - who do you use?

[willbritton @willbritton]

Hi Coral. Thanks for your reply. Update: another failed delivery, despite clear instructions. I now have to go to Sutton to collect it. I've been there before, it was a horrific experience - an opinion clearly shared by many others on Google reviews: https://t.co/2OBlnFlg8Y

[willbritton @willbritton]

@EastPutneyTav came in on Sunday to be told your kitchen closes at 9pm, but your website says 10pm - you need to correct your website. https://t.co/qKl51jLbok

[willbritton @willbritton]

Hey, @Savagesalads we missed you sooooooo badly in Strutton Ground on Friday. What's the deal with that?

[willbritton @willbritton]

@EE how come you won't stop texting me with marketing campaigns even when I send you STOP messages? You suck. I am going to change network I think.

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@RAC_Care Yes you can help, Nisha.
Step 1) invent a time machine
Step 2) travel back to 2pm today and prevent me from wasting an entire afternoon.

Actually forget step 2, just travel back to when I took out @RAC_Care cover and tell me not to bother. Any other company would be better.

[willbritton @willbritton]

If I had to rate my experience with @TheRAC_UK today on a scale of 1 to 10, 10 being "outstanding" and 1 being "terrible", I would rate it -1,000,000, which is "absolute unmitigated clusterfuck".
How you can do one job so badly boggles the mind. Screw you.

[willbritton @willbritton]

@RAC_Care Are you serious!? Read the room, Nisha.
Unbelievable.