I'm no doctor

MS4, stress shopping enthusiast, professional napper. #girlmedtwitter

[I'm no doctor @WillCauseNausea]

Professor: *hands me stethoscope* -- what does this sound like?
Me: Sounds like you’re about to be disappointed in me

[David Harker, MD, FAAD @HarkerDavid]

Me: so, how can I help you today?

*interpreter and patient talk for 5 minutes*

Interpreter: he has a rash.

[I'm no doctor @WillCauseNausea]

@Starbucks you’re literally BAE but can we please discuss this mold 😬

[I'm no doctor @WillCauseNausea]

@Postmates_Help I did. please get back to me.

[I'm no doctor @WillCauseNausea]

I never know what to say when asked what I like to do in my free time. Sleep? Scarf down a protein bar? What’s free time??? #imamedstudent #medschool #sleepdeprived #girlmedtwitter

[I'm no doctor @WillCauseNausea]

@Postmates_Help I just got my order (a burger) and theres no burger on it. See, times like this it would be nice to have a phone number.

[I'm no doctor @WillCauseNausea]

@Postmates_Help I did. You answered faster on twitter, it would be more professional and in line with your competitors if there was a way to contact a person outside of social media for an immediate issue.

[I'm no doctor @WillCauseNausea]

@Postmates @Postmates_Help it's really frustrating that the only way to get customer support is through twitter. Super professional. #ubereatsforever

[Tati Westbrook @GlamLifeGuru]

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[I'm no doctor @WillCauseNausea]

IPSY has a wait list and is making me post on social media to get of of it https://t.co/3lYOOZw0ae

[Barack Obama @BarackObama]

Happy Hanukkah, everybody, from the Obama family to yours. Chag Sameach!

[I'm no doctor @WillCauseNausea]

Binge watching dance moms > studying for boards. However, is it just me, or do @ChristiLukasiak & @kellyhyland get the “crazy” title just for calling people out on their crap?

[David Harker, MD, FAAD @HarkerDavid]

A female derm resident recently told me that after asking her patient to remove his shirt as part of the physical exam, the patient responded, "Only if you return the favor."

Fellow men of the world: this is not funny or flirtatious behavior.

It is sexual harassment. Stop.

[Chase Mitchell @ChaseMit]

Congratulations to the LA Dodgers for successfully avoiding having to meet the president

[I'm no doctor @WillCauseNausea]

@BackFromTen Geniuses walk amongst us. That's a great idea!

[I'm no doctor @WillCauseNausea]

@BackFromTen I didn't mean to like this for how awful I sounds but just for the cubs attire

[I'm no doctor @WillCauseNausea]

@Montybasset Worth it!

[I'm no doctor @WillCauseNausea]

@Montybasset I'm considering hot gluing mine to my hand.

[I'm no doctor @WillCauseNausea]

If you don't have a "good pen" that no ones allowed to borrow, are you even in med school?

[I'm no doctor @WillCauseNausea]

@Dr_ScottK I'm on pedes and the doc is old school, I can barely read mine anymore