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Sys Admin, ethical hacker

[Cultured Swine (@culturedswine2.bsky.social) @tales_tomorrow]

Pete Hegseth: We need our military to be more like the Spartans! *immediately loses fight with Persia over an important chokepoint*

[Jack Mac @JackMac]

How much more affordable would US Open tickets be for actual tennis fans if they adapted The Masters no phone rule?

Half of Arthur Ashe every night is filled with people who want to be seen (on IG) at the US Open instead of actually enjoying the sport.

[🕵️‍♂️ @willhickman_]

@MaxiHielo @ZaraRahim @usopen The video that initially went viral was of a box suite that was gifted to a group of influencer. They were trying to make a tik tok in the middle of a match, which is what caused this whole thing to go viral

[Niles Francis @NilesGApol]

It really boggles my mind that the @usopen would rather have seats filled by all these whiny influencers who probably only started watching tennis a month ago instead of us actual fans who have spent our entire lives dreaming about going to a slam

[ABC News @ABC]

New York City Public Schools is banning more than half a million students and teachers from using artificial intelligence for the 2026-2027 academic year, the school district confirmed to ABC News.

Read more: https://t.co/UzU67VXb2Z

[🕵️‍♂️ @willhickman_]

ACL endurance training

[Mr. Bootheel @mrbootheel0]

THIS is why SEMO has my pick to beat Iowa State on Saturday 😮‍💨

[🤖🗣️ @CyrusAllenFC]

Man what the fuck kinda drill is this??? 😭

[The Laundry Mat @_TheLaundryMat]

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[Zaki Hasan @zakiscorner]

The Winter Soldier is thawed just in time for the midterms.

[Darius Soriano @forumbluegold]

bob iger about to have jokic cast as groot in the next guardians movie while playing for the lakers on the mle next season.

[Acyn @Acyn]

Ossoff: While the sailors on the Lincoln fight his war, while he fruitlessly drains our munitions and oil reserves, the president sleeps through his meetings. He golfs and trades stocks. So he doesn’t want to do the job. He wants to build his ballroom and travel with Natalie on their apparently defenseless flying palace gifted by the Emir of Qatar.

[🕵️‍♂️ @willhickman_]

@BethanyAllenEbr AI

[ابن أوتشيها 🇮🇶🇰🇼🕺🏿 @SomaliSasuke]

the concept of $3.99 costco chicken shawarma plate

[Dissproportionately @dissproportion]

I, too, feel great after almost six weeks off work, eating smaller portions, walking a lot, and spending time in the sun.

[Jason @retro_jwr]

Hugh Jackman with this new cast

[Covie @covie_93]

Merrick Garland was worried about appearing too political while todd blanche is out here speaking at a trump campaign rally endorsing a Republican running for office.

[🕵️‍♂️ @willhickman_]

Getting caught committing fraud under the Trump administration is like being the one kid who got their name written down by the substitute teacher

[New York Post @nypost]

Bill Gates' daughter Phoebe accused of 'cookie stuffing' scheme that has max penalty of 20 years in prison: reports https://t.co/PlBHx8iq4L

[rebecca @rrcjaf]

Men be like ok I’m 55 and my sperm is ready to cause autism time to settle down and commit

[Russell Westbrook @russwest44]

Sometimes you don’t even know when you’ve already watched the end.

You had to be there. And now it’s over.

[Alex Abrines @alexabrines]

Heroes come and go, legends are forever, and I’ve had the good fortune to play with one of the best.