William Haskin

[William Haskin @WilliamHaskin]

@thesixler 🌹 🌹 🌹

[Jeff @usedwigs]

maybe my favorite thing ever

[Chaucer Doth Tweet @LeVostreGC]

Jane Eyre
Jane Water
Jane Erthe
Jane Fyre
Long ago, the four Janes lived togethir yn harmonye...
Until the Fyre Janes attackid.

[NYTPitchbot @DougJBalloon]

Whether it's liberals interrupting a Supreme Court Justice's dessert, or conservatives shooting at FBI agents, both sides have a civility problem.

[obvious plant @obviousplant_]

How to Draw Old Batteries

Collab with @BullshitArcane

[Swear Trek @swear_trek]

Starfleet's finest.

[Cody Johnston @drmistercody]

They'll stop here. This is the last bad thing they want to do.

[Death by Toys @danpolydoris]

I based this toy on one of the most tense and unsettling moments from The Shining.

[George Wallace @MrGeorgeWallace]

Shout out to the top 5 checks in the world, pay, coat, traveler's, rain and universal background.

[Daniel Van Kirk @danielvankirk]

America, where you only ever need half a flagpole.

[Anne Serling @AnneSerling]

A sickness known as hate. Not a virus, not a microbe, not a germ—but a sickness nonetheless, highly contagious, deadly in its effects. Don't look for it in the Twilight Zone—look for it in a mirror. Look for it before the light goes out altogether.
~Rod Serling

[Big Joel @biggestjoel]

People are acting like conservatives calling everyone gay a pedophile is some bold new trick and it’s kinda shocking me. This is like their whole thing, it’s their special little hobby

[Hard Drive @HardDriveMag]

Tom Lets Out Weary Sigh After Walking Into Kitchen and Noticing Cheese Grater Isn’t Part of the Matte Painting

https://t.co/Wn4tVttKvE

[John Hodgman @hodgman]

"Americans are losing hold of a fundamental right as citizens of a free country: the right to speak their minds and voice their opinions in public without fear of being shamed or shunned." This is not what the first amendment says or protects. (cont'd)

[Mike Drucker @MikeDrucker]

Pretty weird that Republicans bring up 1984 every fucking second and then make laws requiring communities to report on each other if they notice anything the state doesn’t approve

[Gareth Reynolds @reynoldsgareth]

Wouldn’t mind the better of two goods every now and then.

[#1 Tubitv.com Fan Will Weldon @oldmanweldon]

The only brave thing any stand-up comedian has done in like 50 years was Maria Bamford recording an entire special in front of an audience of no one but her parents.

[Vinny Thomas @vinn_ayy]

We would like these books removed immediately