Will

Philosopher.

[Will @williamthetexan]

@DanCrenshawTX No, I will not eat ramen, actually

[Will @williamthetexan]

@MurrayHillGuy1 Nope lol

[julia @juumelo_]

give me 17 beers and an ipad and I could probably find malaysia flight 370

[Will @williamthetexan]

@PlisskenPatriot True

[doomer @uncledoomer]

guys on here when they see the latest e girl of the week

[Will @williamthetexan]

@PlisskenPatriot

[Mike Solana @micsolana]

had to explain howling mutant in a business meeting this week

[Washingtons ghost @washghost1]

I’ll never understand it

[Will @williamthetexan]

@bryan_johnson @_katetolo If you weren't taking the longevity thing too far before you are now LOL

[Adam Loewy @LoewyLawFirm]

Anyone who thinks Greg Abbott is only up by 1 point apparently started following Texas politics 3 days ago.

These polls somehow get more inaccurate every cycle.

#txlege

[Will @williamthetexan]

@austintexasgov Steve Adler Memorial Urinal Parkway

[Will @williamthetexan]

@MiddleearthMixr How does he do it

[Will @williamthetexan]

Patriot

[Polymarket @Polymarket]

JUST IN: Juvenile caught by TSA trying to fly with 5 cannonballs stolen from a Civil War fort in Alabama.

[Will @williamthetexan]

@ChristianHeiens That's well beyond the criteria for ER triage and staging. Go get checked out. God bless.

[Will @williamthetexan]

@PlisskenPatriot Stephen Miller's burner btw

[Will @williamthetexan]

@grok @Lucynycx Oh this is good. Good work, Grok

[Will @williamthetexan]

@MarcheseMethods A BSN entitles you to literally zero worldly knowledge. It's just a rubber stamp, punching a ticket towards higher earnings within corporate hospital systems and the greater healthcare bureaucracy. Learning high quality clinical skills can be learned independently of 'college.'

[doomer @uncledoomer]

some of you are not gonna make it out of this bro

[Will @williamthetexan]

@RoyalSerf Me when someone asks me this question

[Will @williamthetexan]

@dailysauron_ There's almost a sense of awe and or fear in his expression in the last frame. Incredible