Will MacMillan

A frood who knows where his towel is

[Will MacMillan @willmacmillan]

@thesamparr @patrickdichter @bradkreutz get out your life grid

[Will MacMillan @willmacmillan]

@patrickdichter I can still walk a street and notice every bit of peeling paint on any house. Have similar night terrors about that and also them taking away my degree because they found something I did wrong 😂

[Will MacMillan @willmacmillan]

@realEstateTrent People underestimate the power of picking up the phone.

[ryanpropz @ryanpropz]

A thing I’ll always love about baseball, check out the ump towards the end of the video just making up a random mess on home plate he has to “clean” to let the fans/ Sanchez enjoy the moment. Always appreciated stuff like that a lot.

[Mads @europemaxxed]

The only thing an old man can tell a young man is that it goes fast, real fast, and if you're not careful it's too late. Of course, the young man will never understand this truth.
- Norm Macdonald

[The Joker @JohnnyGiunta_]

Might be the funniest video I’ve watched in a long time. Legit laughed out loud when he went for the scooter

[Jake Thornton 🇬🇧🇺🇸 @jakethornton]

“Tell him to enter the password he knows is correct. Inform him it is incorrect. Invite him to reset it. Watch as he enters the password he believed it to be all along. Then tell him he cannot use it… because it is his current password.”

[Will MacMillan @willmacmillan]

@TELUSsupport looks like a truck pulled down a bundle of fiberoptic lines and they're currently all over a road in Calgary. Support didn't seem to think it was urgent to send someone immediately rather scheduled for tomorrow? Seems a big safety risk

[Scott Robertson @sarobertson_]

PM Carney on the Americans calling the alcohol ban an irritant: "You know what's an irritant? 50% tariffs on steel. 50% tariffs on aluminum. 25% tariffs on automobiles. All the tariffs on forest products. Those are more than irritants, those are violations of our trade deal."

[Pitchergami @pitchergami]

🚨 PITCHERGAMI 🚨

Ryne Nelson just threw a line that has NEVER happened in MLB history:

0.1 IP | 8 H | 8 ER | 1 BB | 1 K

TOR @ AZ
That's the 61st Pitchergami of 2026 and 1 of 83,285+ unique lines on record.

[Baseball Quotes @BaseballQuotes1]

Yeah this is the worst call in baseball history

CB Bucknor might not have a job in a month at this point

[Mike Stephens @mikeystephens81]

it’s so cool that Max Scherzer is not only a Toronto Blue Jay but is also stoked as fuck to be one

[Jimmy O'Brien @Jomboy_]

Orioles kept throwing behind Jose Bautista and he responded by hitting home runs, a breakdown

[Dr. Mike P. Moffatt 🇨🇦🏅🏅 @MikePMoffatt]

On a 2-on-1, the defenseman covers the pass.

[Philadelphia 76ers @sixers]

the chants were heard...

the 2019 NBA champion, @Klow7 🏆

[IT Unprofessional @it_unprofession]

Today my boss asked me if we're "ready for AI this year".

I said absolutely. I told him we've been running "machine learning models" on our data infrastructure for the past 18 months and we're seeing "significant optimization gains."

He asked for specifics. I said, "Our email filtering system uses neural networks to detect phishing attempts with 97% accuracy."

He looked impressed.

Here's the truth: that's just the default spam filter in Office 365. Microsoft built it. We didn't do anything.

But I rebranded it as "AI-powered threat detection" in a slide deck last year, and now everyone thinks we're innovators.

My boss wants to announce our "AI initiatives" in the next shareholder meeting. I told him I'd prepare a presentation.

I'm going to take every automated process we already have—backup scripts, user provisioning, patch management—and add the words "AI-enhanced" in front of them.
Innovation isn't about building new things.

It's about renaming old things with better buzzwords.

[Luis Batalha @luismbat]

After rewatching Home Alone, I couldn’t stop wondering:

how plausible is the oversleep that leaves Kevin behind?
So I wrote a tiny paper and ran the numbers.

Merry Christmas! 🎄

[Will MacMillan @willmacmillan]

@Austen @rick_doobs He said fighter

[Will MacMillan @willmacmillan]

@patrickdichter @Eli_Albrecht Can we bundle in with ya?

[MLB @MLB]

Talk about changing a hitter's eye level 👀

New @BlueJays teammates Trey Yesavage and Tyler Rogers feature the highest (7.11 ft) and lowest (1.33 ft) release points in the league 😱